by anonymous March 14, 2022
Get the me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl mug.1. Due to the seperation of two parents, the father gets you every other weekend. This is supposedly compensation for the whole week.
2. Escape from a mongrol mother.
2. Escape from a mongrol mother.
Mom: So you take her every other weekend and I have her the rest of the time and you can only have her if you pay $200 in child support. Sound good?
Dad: Do I have a CHOICE?
Mom: You do. Either that, or see her an hour a week. Which one?
Dad: The first deal sounds like a proper "compensation". *rolls eyes*
Me: Hey, at least I'm going to my dad's.
Mom: YOU BROKE THE GODDAMN COMPUTER I CAN'T FUCKING STAND THIS WHY DON'T YOU MOVE IN WITH YOUR FATHER SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT YOU LITTLE BRAT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU-
Me: Jesus. Is it the weekend I get to go to my dad's yet?
Going to my dad's sounds GREAT right now.
Dad: Do I have a CHOICE?
Mom: You do. Either that, or see her an hour a week. Which one?
Dad: The first deal sounds like a proper "compensation". *rolls eyes*
Me: Hey, at least I'm going to my dad's.
Mom: YOU BROKE THE GODDAMN COMPUTER I CAN'T FUCKING STAND THIS WHY DON'T YOU MOVE IN WITH YOUR FATHER SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT YOU LITTLE BRAT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU-
Me: Jesus. Is it the weekend I get to go to my dad's yet?
Going to my dad's sounds GREAT right now.
by softjay144 May 29, 2008
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An excuse you tell your parents so they think your just hanging out when really you go upstairs and fuck your partner.
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Get the going to my room mug.Norwegian way of swooing the fair maidens. Used to show that one is perticularly good at an activity, it's a socially accepted way of bragging of ones skill.
"Hey, I'm Norwegian. I'm good at skiing, drinking, fishing, hating the Danish, and bringing all the girls to my fjord" *Winks*
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Get the Bringing all the girls to my fjord mug.by Theodidit March 30, 2024
Get the That’s like garlic to my ears mug.What you eye-twinklingly say to someone who's making playfully-suggestive remarks and/or showing off his/her bodily lusciousness, to indicate dat you would like to engage in a hot-'n'-heavy bouncy-bouncy wif him/her.
What you say to someone who's UNDER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to YOUR room!
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by QuacksO October 31, 2023
Get the You've been naughty --- go back to my room! mug.Hey, fuck your kids. The money shouldn't be going to them because I don't want my life to be waste by retarded ingrates. And no AI either.
Hym "Stole."
A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."
Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."
A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."
Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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