The Toliet Song

A spoof of, "The Vagina Song" originally written by Willam Belli.
The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et".

Lyrics to The Toliet Song:

♫ Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold ♫
♫ Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing..toliet ♫
♫ Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged ♫
♫ But big or small I flush em'all ♫
♫ That's why I sing my song! ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliet! ♫
♫ Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such ♫
♫ Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! ♫

(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!) :-O

by Telephony November 1, 2015

Tokie Pokie

The act of smoking marijuana while having sex.

Dude, I did the tokie pokie with my girl last night.

by Joey Kittel November 9, 2009

tamieka

Tamieka is a kind hearted individual, who is often irrational but understood by those who are closest; she is perceived by many to be 'angle' natured but what is unknown, that if provoked can and will destroy anyone/anything in her path 'with care'. This name is associated with those of a hidden talent, and wild imagination (artistic), this individual will always be a loyal friend, and if needed will protect you with her life.

Girl: Hey who's that?
Girls 2: I think her names Tamieka
Girl: She seems nice
Girl 2: Yeah well think again

by Happytimes123456789 May 31, 2014

Mote Tome

Mote tome means anything you want it to. You can use it as any part of speech. Superlative and musical in nature.

"Mote tome that shit!"

"Mote to the motherfucking TOME!"

Ya know this song needs a little more Mote Tome.

by mister.G June 26, 2014

Tomi Lahren

Some white bitch who needs to get punched in the face.... by Cardi B hopefully

Can Tomi Lahren shut the fuck up?

by Rihanna’s Gay Son February 4, 2019

Moaning Tomer

When two men face opposite ends of a room and slowly back into each other until their asses lightly touch. It is imperative that no eye contact is made.

See also: Whispering Jim

Those guys totally changed the mood of the party when they decided to start a Moaning Tomer.

by bizzolt October 11, 2011

disposable plastic adult toliets

Quite simple really...this is a product like Depends, Attends, etc. -- any product designed to absorb micturition (piss), defecation (shit) and sometimes even menstrual discharge.

They're called, "disposable plastic adult toliets because they have but one purpose: an adult pisses, shits, and occasionally has her period (or he cums in one) when using them, they're made chiefly out plastic, and you hold your nose when you're gingerly carrying the fucking yucky, wet, heavy dripping bloody thing to the lidded wastepaperbasket or diaper pale for disposal.

Hey Linda, do you know where you moved the disposable plastic adult toliets to? I think I just cummed mine and I really need to change it!

by Telephony August 28, 2014