tom bradying

seemingly perfect guy girls fall in love with, but ends up being self-absorbed, has a two inch penis, pees sitting down and wipes front to back, once you learn you run, but he will find you
I thought he was hot, but he was Tom Bradying
by olered February 27, 2017
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Tom Brady

the act of destroying or damaging your phone
Man, I wish I had a case for my phone. I totally just Tom Bradyed it.
by rayraylayyou July 29, 2015
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Tom Brady

Another term for getting a Blowjob or Handjob, beacuse the girl is “deflating your balls” as Tom Brady did during a season.
Jimmy: Yo bro, She gave the meanest Tom Brady last night!
Anthony: No way dude, Thats sick!
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Tom Brady

One the greatest Quarterbacks to have ever graced the game of football. He went from a 6th round pick, to the best there ever is and ever will be. He led the New England Patriots Superbowl 36 in his second year as a pro (backup for his first year.) In Brady's first official start in 2001 the Patriots managed to defeat the Indianapolis Colts 44-3. Tom Brady currently holds the record for the most touchdowns thrown in a season which is 50.
Ignorant fan: "Tom Brady wouldn't be so good if he didn't have Randy Moss"

Pats fan: "Brady won 3 Superbowl's with Troy Brown and Deion Branch as his primary receivers."
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football fan 1: "Wow that flea flicker Brady threw to Moss last night was the most perfect play I have ever seen."

football fan 2: "yeah Brady is a monster and Randy is just MAAWZ as usual."
by patsfan21 October 21, 2009
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Noun: Call of Duty reference. Specifically a grenade thrown long distance and over obstacles resulting in an enemy kill. A grenade thrown with such spectacular accuracy, only someone like Tom Brady could have thrown it.
"Awe fuck, that guy just threw a Tom Brady and took out 3 of our guys."
by Evil Aldo August 14, 2009
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See "champion". Quarterback of the New England Patriots. He's not the most talented player to ever play in the NFL, but he knows how to win.
3 Superbowl rings. Tom Brady already has 3 more rings than Peyton Manning will ever have.
by J_breeze August 22, 2006
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tom brady

an ok quarterback. hes got the best wide receivers in the league that catch passes anywhere and has a great running back. if he was on any other team he would have normal numbers at best. he is so overrated its not even funny...whoever says he is underrated is just plain stupid.
tom brady is underrated, don't you think so?

no are you stupid hes always on tv and is overrated,Peyton mannings still good without Marvin Harrison and Anthony Gonzalez
by Fahot December 01, 2007
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