Menage a toi

Modeled on "menage a trois", menage a toi is that less fortunate circumstance where self-love is one's only option.
(Cue Palmela Handerson. Ooh, that blows!)

Brostar #1: Bro dude, did you end up taxing those two crumpets last night?

Brostar #2: No dude, it was whack the way they just went off and left a brotha high and dry!

Brostar #1: So I takes it you done had yourself an itty-bitty "menage a toi"?

Brostar#2: Word, Brostar General!

by Axellent December 31, 2012

morgan-de-toi

Clothing brand adored by wannabe-eurotrash. Shitty. Favourite bags of 14-year old girls, after Louis Vuitton.

Ooh-la-la. This is shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

fu-toi

American slang for "fuck you". For use when one is in polite company so as not to offend anyone.

Blaire: Your skirt is a little tight from behind.

Kitty: Fu-toi.

by Jessica Brooks December 9, 2008

Toi

A word you use when describing someone who is overweight.

"Hey Adam, look at felix he's so fat

"I know he's such a fucken Toi

You can also say Toi Boi (word meaning hes fat and a child)

"see that 10 year old, what a Toi Boi aye"

by thewordlegend February 22, 2010

Toi&Moi

Result of the ultimate fusion of two human beings.
Toi&Moi then becomes the third person of the relation, giving both protagonists the exhilarating feeling that they've reached a state no one even doubt it can exist.
(sometimes badly translated as You&Me)

Now that I am part of Toi&Moi, I'll never do without it, because Toi&Moi is now also a part of me.

by ug January 16, 2004

Tais-toi

"Shut up" in French. Not recommended to say to a teacher, but to a friend is okay.

Student talking when not supposed to (in French class): "Blah blah blah."
Other (good) Student: "Tais-toi!"

by Arkonity June 9, 2018

TOI

Tits of interest.
Comes from the world of Navigation, where POI are points of interest.

James: Hey, what should we do?
Mikael: Pull up your phone and look up some TOIs.

by $vend December 8, 2009