Toodlepip

Another way of saying goodbye.

"toodlepip john"

by Mattie_B March 28, 2009

taddles

The psyedonym for the sometimes controversial blogger, who spilled secrets of the high-school Chisholm. Taddles identity still has not been revealed and the infamous blogspot website has been taken down due to formal complaints.

Taddles drew inspiration from Gossip Girl.

"omg did you see that post that Chisholm-secrets? I can't believe that shit is true!"

"omg taddles is so tashak"
"NO IM NOT!"

"hahahahaha taddles is the funniest shit out, its so fake and over exaggerated, that i definately couldnt believe it, but that bitch posted a FOTO OF ME ON THERE!"

"x Taddles"

by gossipgirlxoxoxo May 18, 2009

toddler dick

A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.

Guy) Why did they get divorced?

Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.

Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.

by Aunty Annihilator January 1, 2012

toodle-loo

Archaic american form of 'goodbye'. It derives from the french expression "a tout a l'heure" meaning "see you later", and came into vogue in the US particularly after the second world war.

Mim : "Bye-Bye!"

Vim : "Toodle-loo!"

by spungedave March 6, 2010

tuddlebear

A white and fluffy bacon-eating ball of fur that enjoys tummy rubs and tisses. Resembles a young polar bear.

A tuddlebear is like a white fur seal or polar bear

by Little chunkster February 17, 2014

toodles

A shortened Anglicized version of the French phrase à tout à l'heure which means goodbye.

Sean: So I'll see you tomorrow then!
Jane: Sure thing. Toodles!

by learnedcivilperson February 22, 2010

toddler box

A shaved vagina, because it resembles the 'box' of a toddler.

My girl never shaves, it's a jungle down there!
That's nasty, I prefer a toddler box
OR
Be glad, I don't like those toddler boxes, they make me feel like a pedophile

by Doortje* January 10, 2011