Todd

Todds are huge goofs, sometimes well illustrated by the cartoon "Goofy". They exist to be goofy - claim asinine ideas about humanity and especially female hair. If Todds are in sight, they must be tickled intensely, immediately upon contact.

He is goofing around, like a Todd.

by the_number_13 August 20, 2012

Todd

A Todd (sometimes pronounced "Tawd") is a type of horse commonly found in the wild. Todds are very beautiful, muscular horses with a pleasant aroma that some say reminds them of corn and hay. These animals usually graze in Northern Alabama, but they have been spotted as far as Afghanistan. Many people are instantly attracted to these wild beasts when they see them, but Todds are wild and it takes a lot of patience and time to tame them. Once domesticated though, they prove to be worth the effort by quickly learning how to please their owners. Todds will eat just about anything, but they prefer sweet potatoes and prunes.

"Man, that Todd sure does look cute in that Army hat!"

by OldMamaDawg November 29, 2012

Todd

Massively clapped. Looks like a nonce

You look like a todd

by Toddsmells123 August 12, 2019

Todd

Means death in German.

Robert Todd Lincoln, the son of Abraham Lincoln, was present at three presidential assassinations.

by Snabelj August 11, 2006

Todd

The one and only God!
The God of the only universe that matters.

Thank God... I mean Todd.

by Lord Dalkiel October 14, 2021

todd

todd-s, todd-ed, todd-ing
- to flake out on a commitment, more often to flake out without any notification or explanation after the fact.
- to promise attendance or participation, knowing full well you will not be doing so.
- other variations, commonly used in Texas: toddle, todd-s, todd-ed, toddl-ing

"I can't believe he todded us again!" "That was a pretty bad todding." "I just know he's going to toddle us this weekend at the lake."

by CampingDebauchery April 21, 2008

Todd

Circumference of the earth.....might like men and or kids

Todd: licks a kid
Brendan: shoots Todd in the foot

Todd: fuck you
Brendan: ur fat

by Ethsplumbing April 9, 2019