"I gave 3 thumbs up to Tombstone last week and today Tivo suggested Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's How the West Was Fun. I got Tivowned!"
by HavveK November 14, 2007
Get the tivowned mug.When you are watching a DVR'd show and you forget to fast forward through the commercials (© Joe Stapleton, Two Jacks in the Hole 2009)
My son may be retarded but I got a damn bad case of tivolepsy. I never fast forward through my DVR'd shows.
by TBonaparte March 18, 2009
Get the tivolepsy mug.1. noun- A very capable digital video recorder that can record more than one TV/Cable/Satellite show at once. This device requires no tape nor disk, but requires a monthly or lifetime subscription to work. It allows you to record, pause, fast forward, rewind, etc., with ease. It uses subscriber feedback and recording history to make "Tivo suggestions", or recordings you haven't asked for that Tivo (the company) believes that you will like. Likely the one thing that scares television advertizers the most.
2. noun- The company who engineered and marketed the Tivo device.
3. verb- The act of using a Tivo machine to record a show.
2. noun- The company who engineered and marketed the Tivo device.
3. verb- The act of using a Tivo machine to record a show.
My Tivo only cost me $99, but saved me a ton on videotapes.
Tivo had my Tivo record Fahrenheit 51 last night. I'm really surprised, but I like that show!
Mom, I told you I wanted to Tivo Crankyankers last night!
Tivo had my Tivo record Fahrenheit 51 last night. I'm really surprised, but I like that show!
Mom, I told you I wanted to Tivo Crankyankers last night!
by Clint March 25, 2004
Get the Tivo mug.The cross used for an uncommon form of crucifixion. Rarely seen in any period in history other than the Middle Ages, and even then it was uncommon. The form for the Cross is not actually a cross at all. Rather, it is a square shape, modified depending on the height of the person being crucified. Within the square are three beams. One is horizontal, and goes directly across the middle of the square. The other two are placed diagonally, forming an “X” shape. The victim is placed spread eagle on the Cross, and his arms and legs are nailed onto the beams. A long, usually wood, pole is beneath the Cross, which allows a person or persons to carry the Cross around with them, displaying the victim around the place where he was being executed. The victim was still alive as the people were hauling him across town, and other citizens were allowed to spit, insult, and otherwise degrade the offender. The normal cause of death, just as in normal crucifixion, was suffocation.
Being nailed to Tivadar's Cross is one of the most humiliating forms of capital punishment known to man.
by Jerry October 26, 2004
Get the Tivadar's Cross mug.The resulting effect of pausing and then resuming a live TV show using TiVo or a lesser DVR. This causes the viewer's experience to be up to 30 minutes behind the rest of the world.
"Dude, did you just see the Steelers destroy those terrible Cleveland Browns?"
"No man, I'm on TiVo time and the 4th quarter just started."
"No man, I'm on TiVo time and the 4th quarter just started."
by KevvyG January 8, 2009
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John: "Shit! It's supposed to snow in June!?!? Whadafuh?"
Sean: "Naw, that's only in TiVO Land"
John: "Ooooh. Yea."
Sean: "Naw, that's only in TiVO Land"
John: "Ooooh. Yea."
by sea-cow May 28, 2009
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