tissue burn

the pain one feels on the bottom of or just below their nose after wiping it too much with tissues. Usually occurs during alergy season or when he or she has a runny/congested nose

Damn, I hate allergy season. I'm always getting tissue burn after wiping my nose too much.

by UndeadMessenger December 28, 2008

tissue skin

Someone with sensitive skin , easy to break and scratch! Like tissue , breakable and dead

George has tissue skin

by Eves January 5, 2014

Tissue Twat

When a chick gets her period unexpectedly and has no other source of protection besides restaurant toliet tissues.

"Fuck I just got my rag and don't have a tampon!"

"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"

by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2012

tissue dick

n. What one has when the tissue sticks to one's penis after using tissue on one's penis to clean ejaculate.
n. an insult suggesting the receiver is equivalent to a penis with tissue stuck to it after ejaculating into tissue.

1) I'm not looking to get laid tonight, I have tissue dick and that shit hurts to remove.
2) Just go to the party with us! Dont be such a tissue dick.

by stacked3x August 11, 2009

tissue sea-life

subterranean reproductive organisms found often dried in the folds of tissue nestled in dark corners under or near adolescent and post-adolescent male's place of slumber. Its distinctive characteristics include its crusty texture accompanied by its sea-like aroma.

Good God, it smells like tissue sea-life in here. What have you been doing?!

by Riceball8 January 22, 2007

tissue pixies

1. The pixies that you hope will replenish the toilet paper when you've just used the last of it but are in too much of a hurry to replenish yourself.

2. The pixies that stole the last of the toilet tissue when you could swear there was at least half a roll 4 hours ago.

3. The pixies that laugh at you when you've just survived a spine chilling bout of diarrhea only to discover that the tissue pixies are not on your side today. The only thing within arm's reach that you can wipe your ass with is one last whispy sheet of toilet roll. The pixies leave this one sheet just to watch you attempt to use it.

"For Chrissake Pete! Who do you think puts a new toilet roll out? The goddam Tissue Pixies?"

Jack: "Linda? Can you come in here and pass me a new roll of toilet paper?"
Linda: "I only put a new one out this morning. I swear the tissue pixies are back"

Mike: "Phew, I could have shit through the eye of a needle!... dammit! Who the hell used the last of the tissue?"
Pixies: "Snigger"

by Houdinia December 9, 2008

tissue issue

When you need a tissue, but don't have one on your person, which then causes an issue

I almost had a tissue issue but i had a tissue in my pocket and therefore there was no issue.

by gutter-ball j May 18, 2008