bum ticker

American Slang, A bad heart

My uncle has a bum ticker

by hambargarz September 5, 2006

Stalk Ticker

The new Facebook window in the upper right hand corner of the screen. A Facebook in your Facebook, so you can use Facebook while you use Facebook. A play on words with "Stock Ticker".

"Damn, I hate this new Stalk Ticker window on Facebook, I don't need that many updates"

by I<3pseudonyms1234 September 21, 2011

turn-ticker

A mechanical device used in a car to signal to other motorists what direction you will take when changing lanes or turning. Commonly known as a"turn signal".

Fritz was driving down the road and was going to turn right onto the next street so he flipped his right turn-ticker on.

by tblsetters September 25, 2013

Tweet Ticker

A widget that allows you to show (in a scrolling manner) multiple twitter feeds in one place. A Tweet Ticker (or TweetTicker) can be embedded onto a web page, and is continually updated with the latest Tweets from the accounts shown in the Tweet Ticker.

An example of a Tweet Ticker can be found at www.people.com/people/news
It's on the right side of the page in blue, and scrolls through the Tweets of select celebrity Twitter accounts.

by MichelleInTheOC April 29, 2011

Dicky Ticker

As heard in Fifth Gear season 20 episode 1, a "dicky ticker" esentally means "a weak heart".

Brace yourselves, these images are disturbing. Sensitive viewers and those with a dicky ticker might want to look away now.

by MagniDefine December 27, 2018

Pickle Ticker

The phrase “Pickle Ticker” is a reference to two things. “Pickle” references a penis, and “Ticker” represents a ticking time bomb. So with that in mind, it basically means that your penis is a ticking time bomb. It happens while having intercourse or while masturbating, and it is when you get to the point of ejaculation. Pickle Ticker represents the fact that you are about to ejaculate, and that your penis is in fact a ticking time bomb.

Guy: Oh shit babe, PICKLE TICKER!!!!
Girl: OMG PULL IT OUT!! REMEMBER, IM NOT ON THE PILL!

by dank_for_u December 6, 2018

check the ticker

An insult said to someone who is clued out or always the last to know.

Bob: My team is gonna kick ass this year!
Doug: Not without Jones.
Bob: What happened to Jones?
Bob: Check the ticker for the latest.

by Freaqish September 12, 2008