cock juggling thundercunt

An idiotic woman, such as one who has multiple crotch droppings but lacks the responsibility to take care of them.

The problem, you cock juggling thundercunt, was that you did not know where your misbegotten kids were.

by Arsian August 4, 2006

Thundergunt

The act of maliciously banging a woman who has a pronounced FUPA or gunt so intensely that it produces extremely loud flesh-slapping sounds.

After a I rolled a 210 at bowling on Friday night, I thundergunted the grenade for my buddy.

by D-Fresh04 April 27, 2010

jizz gargling thundercunt

The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute

You sir are a jizz gargling thundercunt

by fattyman February 8, 2014

Thunderpants

A name given to an artical of clothing for people who fart very loud or have very bad gas.

"Stay away from Jim, he's wearing his thunderpants today."

"Thats what that retch is?!"

by bimmerjim May 13, 2005

Thundercunt

A cunt of the highest order, who finds new and exciting ways of pissing off her significant other. Thundercunts tend to be over 300 lbs, and hate working just as much as they love chicken nuggets from Wendy's.

Jennifer, you fat fucking pig. Stop being a thundercunt and open the door. I have nuggets for you.....

by milkdud August 23, 2006

thunderpump

A loud,vigorous,round of sexual intercourse.

I totally did her thunderpump style.

by CB Smith October 27, 2004

thundercunting

When you use the power of Thor's hammer to punch open the vagina of an unsuspecting woman.

Terry - I haven't seen Andy in a while

Falular - Yeah I was thundercunting him all of last night.

Terry - lol

by broocemoose January 14, 2014