keyboard thugs

People who act like a gangster and talk shit to other people behind a keyboard but won't act like that in real life.

That bitch ass nigga Nate always talk shit online but when you see him on the street he doesn't say anything. Yeah man Nate and his friends are keyboard thugs!

by International07 December 12, 2013

Thumbs up if you're watching this in...

What happens when a bunch of fucking idiots on Youtube think of a way to get thumbs up on a video from a year ago or more. It goes like this:

*Video from at least a year ago*

"LULOLOYULUOULZZZZZ TUMZ OOP IF YURZ wochin dis in 2012!!11111!11111111!"

Me: No, I'm listening to this in 1933.

"lulz hipstr fag"

"Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012."

Me: Kill yourself.

(I have to include the title in the example so Thumbs up if you're watching this in...)

by Chowder183 August 27, 2012

Slip of the thumbs

When sending a text message and the recipient of the message was not the intended recipient. Alternatively, when you try to reply to one person, and another message comes in just as you're about to reply, and you end up replying to the wrong person. This issue can have detrimental effects.

Girl to married guy: "Hey, what are you up to?"
(Guy is getting ready to reply, when he's distracted for two seconds, during which time, the following message hits his phone."
Wife to her husband: "I made it to Dallas."
(Now husband, thinking he's replying to his girlfriend says)
Husband to his wife (slip of the thumbs): "Nothing, my wife is out of town if you want to sleep over tonight."
Wife to husband: "WTF!?!?!"

by Chaz Walker October 2, 2007

Early Bird Thursday

Replaces "Black Friday" as corporate America jump starts the holiday shopping season one day earlier than normal.

Mom: Now don't forget... Thanksgiving dinner at our house. Same time as usual.

Bud: Can't make it.

Mom: What? Why not?

Bud: The marketing gurus at corporate decided that eating turkey with family and friends is less important than adding another full day of retail sales. The mall is gonna be open on freaking Thanksgiving day. Can you believe it? They're rolling out this whole "Early Bird Thursday" deep discounting promotion to add one more full day of shopping before Christmas.

Mom: I suppose, in some way, it's just a different sort of "family value".

Bud: Gold bless America!

by Bah Humbug! November 28, 2010

Gray Thursday

The official day when Christmas shopping begins. Formerly known as Thanksgiving. Shopping on this day becomes a moral gray area - leaving your family's Gray Thursday feast to buy the very same people presents.

Mom: So excited about Thanksgiving tomorrow
Daughter: Me too, do you think you can fix me a to go plate so I can catch all the Gray Thursday sales?

by aarooski November 22, 2011

Great Thursday

The day preceding Good Friday. It is celebrated by consuming copious amounts of alcohol and singing songs of merriment. Great Thursday typically results in a hangover so fierce it takes 3 days to resurrect ones self.

Ryan: "hey Blair do you work on Good Friday?"

Blair: "no, i plan on drinking on Great Thursday and having a 3 day hangover."

by Narhwal Lover February 25, 2013

Thrusty Thursday

On every Thursday your dad makes your siblings wrestle each over until the last ones standing, after the competition is over the loser has to receive Wet Willy from the winner

“come on kids it’s time for thrusty Thursday!”
“Ohh man dad.. I don’t wanna get a wet Willy from joey”

by KAKKSKS January 4, 2022