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Thornton Spear

A sexual act of putting the three innermost fingers together while the pinky and thumb spread apart from "The Spear", then spear the girl right in her vageesh. Or butthole. Your preference.
Guy: So did you give your girlfriend the Thornton Spear??

Ridgehead: DEEERRRRPP!!!
by Rectalrocketbike October 17, 2011
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torontonians

Insufferably arrogant people who consider themselves and their city (Toronto, Ontario) God's gift to Canada and the universe. Though universally hated by Canadians from every other part of the county for the past several decades, it never occurs to Torontonians that there might be a reason for all the resentment. Torontonians are incapable of considering anyone else's point of view except for their own, yet strangely label everyone else "intolerant". They also believe they speak for all Canadians on all matters, even though their viewpoints typically have no relation to practicality, reason or even reality.
Dick: John and Mary are typical Torontonians.
Jane: So are John and Mary complete assholes?
Dick: I believe I already answered that question, Jane.
by JaneySnow June 18, 2011
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Thornton

The Ghetto'ist town on earth. The average life expectancy is about 6 months. Our beautiful downtown includes the longest running post office in America. Also, there is a hair salon and some stupid yoga place. About 4 years ago it almost burnt to the ground, good thing it did not because it should be the capital.
If you go to thornton, you better watch your back, or else you wont live long son.
by Phyliss Simmons July 13, 2006
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thornton academy

Thornton Academy is a semi-private school residing in Saco, Maine. It has the impression of a prestigious school however it is full of lazy asses, slutty underclassmen, teachers who are more concerned with their humor than their teaching and a headmaster who was in the civil war.
Hey, isn't Thornton Academy a great school!?!?

Answer: NO
by Jane Trembulsmithfathead December 9, 2008
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Austin Thornton

The talented drummer from the amazing metalcore band Woe, Is me. He's made up of 100% sex, and has the best hair ever known to man. His hometown is Atlanta, Georgia.
fan 1: so you saw Woe, Is Me last night?
fan 2: hell yeah, they were awesome! and I got to hug Austin Thornton, he's so UNF!
by austinwim August 7, 2011
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thornton academy

The semi-private high school in Saco, Maine that has recently expanded to include junior high grades as well. Thornton Academy provides schooling for neighboring towns as well; Dayton and Arundel as well. Out of town citizens can pay for their children to attend Thornton Academy. The school offers many amenities that a public school cannot. Also, because they are private, they have more funding from tuitions for athletics and arts.
"Hey, did you go to Thornton Academy?"

"I did. Thornton is my alma mater."
by deanna03801 March 17, 2009
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Joe Thornton's Beard

Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.
Joe Thornton's beard is like a woolly mammoth.
by Ikehylt October 25, 2016
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