Tristonianity

Tristonianity is the religion that believes Tristan Finkelstein will come to power in the year 5000 (0 Tristan Time or TT) and will be our new god. The Tristonians believe in many ancient mythological Tristonian stories that explains how the world came to be. The stories while not proven entirely true, do have many pieces of evidence that leads to most of these stories being somewhat, or very accurate.

I practice Tristonianity

by WeenisPenis December 9, 2020

Triston

Triston is someone who will always be there for you. He is very loving and caring, you have a problem at 2 in the morning? He’s up and helping you through it. Triston is also very musically talented, from piano, percussion, you name it. He’s good at everything.

He’s such a good friend

Omg is his name Triston?

by Suck-my-PP July 7, 2019

tristone

really awesome and says agreed all the time because awesome B)

tristone: agreed

by TristoneThePerson February 22, 2021

Triston Fraley

That one weird kid who wears his fortnite shirt on Monday

Hey look it’s the fortnite kid Triston Fraley

by SonJeep April 8, 2019

A Triston

(Noun.) 1. Someone who owns way too many accounts on a social media site.

2. Someone who is dedicated to the social media audience.

Sally: Hey, did you get followed by that same guy?

Sharon: Yeah. He's such a Triston

by Dracaaaarooos December 17, 2015

Triston

A retard he's the stupidest person on Earth and he's not depressed even though people say he is. He's trys to make this girl happy as much as possible and he never succeeds no matter how hard he trys but he still loves her so much and he can't kiss to save his life and is kinda normal height oh yeah and one more reminder he's stupid

Triston=kitty kitty/little turtle cause his stupid mom

by Hrhdbendhfh April 16, 2019

Thristing

Manner of disruption or unearthing

Lay foundations of future labours withour thristing too early.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010