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The 1 meter problem

When your dick is 1 meter long , and have to put it down your pants, making it hard to hide and making walking with it uncomfortable.
guy 1: why is Joe always walking so strange?
guy 2: Joe has The 1 meter problem.
guy 1: geez, i guess size does not always matter...
by calasin June 4, 2017
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shot the 1's

it mean to fight also know as fair one's meaning a fair fight no jumping in
yo u still talkin lets shot the 1's right now
by K fleury February 7, 2005
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The 1.50 Rule

A 1.50 is when a girl gives a male one dollar and fifty cents to let her suck him off and yes swallow. Otherwise known as Reverse Oral Prostitution. The rule is the definition
Damm she really gave you a good o'l 1.50

Remember The 1.50 Rule she pays you to suck you off

You 1.50 lover, you've been giving 1.50s to every Bob-Tod Jones in the county.

You'd give a 1.50 to everyone in school you slut
by Big Daddy D (Vitamin D) February 10, 2020
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The 1-2 Switcheroo

Mikearoo: Heya Jimmy C. what were ya doin' last night?
Jimmy C.: You know me, Mike the 1-2 Switcheroo
by BabRabbits August 29, 2018
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2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 please get tommyinnit off my screen

Well, look where we are now! Did you come from Purgatorium? No? Maybe? Well, this is a remix to you reposted in the wrong neighbourhood. But I want a full version now so bad. But I suck at songwriting. Ask Wilbur for one in the next YLYL. I don't have any money I don't even have a credit card.
Wilbursoot: 2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 please get tommyinnit off my screen.
Nihachu: -_-
by u/welikeReddit1 February 13, 2021
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the 1 2 salute

Two men the man giving "The 1 2 Salute" would stand behind the recipient *Mostly another male* giving the saluting motion with two fingers then proceeding to swiftly insert the index and middle finger the rectum then capping it of by yelling "Sir Yes Sir"
Jamie gave Steven the 1 2 Salute. it was smelly.
by Steven Chisholm July 18, 2007
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The 1/19 Rule

An excuse used when someone makes a leap in logic with no evidence behind it that leads to the solution of a puzzle regardless.
"Wow Ty, how did you know it was Mr. Red in the dining room with the knife?"
"It was quite simple, I just applied The 1/19 Rule and knew instantly."
by Wiilink100 May 10, 2017
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