pat the wombat

To pet or caress a furry four legged animal(wombat), or to masturbate vigorously with both hands.

I watched my friend pat the wombat, which he found in the forest three days before.

My bathtub was sticky after my friend finished patting his wombat.

by cc-money July 25, 2007

Walking the Wombat

When a woman is walking along and is wearing a very short skirt, exposing her pubic hair.

"Check out that chick in the tiny skirt!"
"Woah, Loads of bush there. She's walking the wombat!"

by Kozeyekan August 28, 2012

Riding the wombat

To get completely stoned off of marijuana, or weed. see milking the wombat

Me and my friends were riding the wombat over April vacation, and it was great!

by big ange1121 April 15, 2010

sodomizing the wombat

Fucking up so badly that you end up fucking yourself royally. Especially referring to politcal figures and American presidents who fuck themselves royally.

"Dude, I just totally sodomized the wombat that time!"

"Have you seen the latest news on president Bush? Damn he's sodomizing the wombat AGAIN!"

by Richardwrighteighteen April 21, 2006

The Wombat Foundation

Is the foundation which its soul purpose is to help raise money for the poor wombat population and try to help bring them back from extinction. and to try and kill the vicious Red Ruffed Lemur.

I support the wombat foundation!

by Billyroxmysox April 28, 2008

Spank the wombat

To aggressively pleasure one's wiener

After Keisha blue-balled the shit out of Winston, he proceeded to spank the wombat in a 7/11 bathroom.

by cacadonalds May 6, 2015

the wombat

The act of pushing back the foreskin of an uncircumcized penis and throwing said dick into the belly button of a larger proportioned woman, as if you are rereleasing an animal back into the wild.

I made an amateur porn the other night in my bedroom with sarah and did the wombat...too bad man vs. wild is already a show title.

by Mike Carini March 23, 2009