the lily virus

when your hole smells like shit. occasionally leaving stains wherever you sit.

she has the the lily virus.

by theitalianwaspy July 6, 2018

the blue virus

The blue virus is anything relating to one or more of the following: 1.)Macintosh (Mac), 2.) America Online (AOL), 3.) Internet Explorer, and 4.) Wal-Mart

"You used the blue virus? That place will steel your soul!"

by james vincent black April 11, 2007

the jiesen virus

symptoms include:
-headaches

-crying
-nausea and vomiting

-trauma

-emotional damage

-wanting to get run over
-losing braincells

the jiesen virus gives you pain mentally and physically. please seek help if infected

stay safe

person a: “jiesens making my head hurt so bad he makes me want to cry”
person b: “holy shit dude… you’ve been infected with the jiesen virus…”

by jvirusvictim January 24, 2022

The Lok Virus

See Chronic Contagious Nymphomania

Nick: The Lok Virus has hit me...
Tash: Not again!

by Dr Maarkan May 9, 2008

The coodies virus

A slang for saying: The AIDS virus.

Guy #1 at work: "Hey, remember to wrap it up if you don't want to catch The coodies virus."

by Sunflowerdance April 9, 2009

the aids virus

1. A really inappropriate and funny way to inform someone that they tested HIV positive.

2. Can also be used to identify known carriers.

1. Well Jeff, I'm sorry, but you've got the AIDS virus.

2. You better wash that spoon, Gina has the AIDS virus.

by J.R. Jones February 14, 2008

The Cancer Virus Feeling

The Cancer Virus Feeling or TCVF is a term given to someone whom you like that goes away after a while or period of time of not seeing that person and comes back when you meet that person. It’s like cancer, it stays in your body not doing anything until it unexpectedly comes out. It usually has an effect on a person who constantly sees the person every few long periods.

Example: Aaron usually gets The Cancer Virus Feeling whenever he goes back to Hong Kong and meets Amanda.

by Kyuubiqazz March 27, 2012