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The Tiger Talk

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Prenuptial pep-talk given by the female partner in a relationship; detailing the dark consequences which will immediately follow any instance of infidelity on the male's part.
"Uh, so Jen and I were out having some Indian last night, when she laid The Tiger Talk right on me"

"Wow! Really?"

"Yeah, it was kinda scary, man. She said that if she ever catches me cheating on her, she's gonna cut my balls right off while I sleep and stuff them down my throat"

"Dude.. ouch!"
by subversive_bear December 12, 2009
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Tony the Tiger ass

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Someone who has made plans but fails to follow through with them.
Guy 1: "Yo dude Where you at? My birthday party is today."

Guy 2: "I can't come. I have other stuff to do."

Guy 1: "Dude we had this planned like 10 weeks ago!!"

Guy 2:"I know my fault man. Next time for sure."

Guy 1: "Tony the Tiger ass"

Guy 2: "Lol what?"

Guy 1; "You're always flaking on me. You're a Frosted Flaker!"
by Actual Disney July 3, 2019
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Ride the Tiger

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General definition: To engage in extremely risky activity without a clearly defined exit strategy in hopes of obtaining a sizeable benefit.
I swing trade the highly volatile British Pound/Japanese Yen currency pair without fixed exit targets. Therefore, I Ride the Tiger.

Note: Although the Dragon is one of the Pound/Yen's many ominous nicknames, Ride the Dragon is specific to heroin use. Therefore, I do not Ride the Dragon.
by JohnnyRy March 16, 2022
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Parking the Tiger

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v. To park the tiger means to throw up - puke - vomit.
--"Oh my God! Shea is parking the tiger all over that dudes shoes!"
by SirStephicus December 20, 2009
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Immense song by Survivor,who incidentally are still on the go and recently released a new album.
With easily recognisable opening chords, and an equally well-known chorus, this is a popular sporting event anthem worldwide, and is particularly favoured by boxing and baseball leagues.The theme song for Rocky 3, this song embodies overcoming a challenge.
"Its the eye of the tiger, its the thrill of the fight" << Awesome (:
by xLostInMyWorldx November 3, 2007
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The tiger woods

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The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later
by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015
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