Temu dad

Not the real dad. Inferior dad. Usually referring to a step dad or deadbeat dad. A dad that's not high quality

The temu dad thinks he can take the real dad's place. But the kids love their real father

by anonymous November 23, 2025

Temu Obama

A moniker for Hakeem Jeffries, by his critics. He is a congressman/representative from New York. He is often called "Temu Obama" by having similar assertive speech techniques and vapid platitudes of Barack Obama, but none of the charisma. Also known as the "Dollar Store Obama" for similar reasons.

Cory Booker is also called Temu Obama, however he is more like the "Bookie Monster" with his wide Muppet eyes like the Cookie Monster.

Person 1: Is that Barack Obama?
Person 2: No, that is Hakeem Jeffries, the Temu Obama. There is a difference.
Person 1: He looks just like him, talks like him, and walks like him.
Person 2: Yes, but with none of charm.

by DPSTTMPST June 30, 2025

temu

poorly made products from 重庆 (Chongqing) China that are so bad they break in seconds

person 1: I finna go on temu

person 2: 我们从 Temu 购买的 Nimtedo Stitch 到现在 90% 都正常，绝对不是骗局

person 1: YO WTF IS A NIMTEDO STITCH

person 2: 请帮帮我，我厌倦了在工厂工作，我在中国重庆

person 1: fuh naw what is this🥀🥀🥀

by DatAsianFurry September 15, 2025

Temu SpaceX

When rocket companies try to emmulate spacex success and copying ideas knowing they will not come close to achieving the success but just want people to think they will

Yo slim you see that new Blue rocket company. Yeah dog they just Temu SpaceX

by ButOFthe12 December 27, 2024

Temu

When something is very easy and not hard

Person 1:yo that test was temu
Person 2: For real it was!

by SoccerplayerinSugarhill February 9, 2025

Temu

A app in made in Hong Kong where kids slave away and get wiped to make my 2 dollar TEMU glasses. The only people that escape use a forklift or a TEMU lambo Gina(off brand TEMU lambo)

Chinese man:HEY ARI JUST ESCAPED TEMU ON A FORKLIFFT

Chinese boy:CHING CHONG BINGLONG DING DONG
Chinese man:DAANG HE ESCAPED that’s the 2 time today…

by Averagepreaditorfanpetergrifin June 11, 2024

like temu

A pejorative way to call a product subpar comparing to Temu's quality.

Man this shit is like Temu quality, did you really buy this from Temu?

by SeongGiSangWoo22 February 2, 2025