Jack the ripper and tony the shitter

when you eat to many calories in one day and you don't go to the washroom frequently you will start getting pains and you might think its diharea but its not that its way worse.... while you're thinking that the food and pee mix making a very unpleasent mixture and it hardens really quickly then you finally go pee and it chooses to go out your pee hole but its usually 4 times larger than your pee hole so you have to sit and keep sqeazing it out and as your doing this your shitting out a gooey substance that clogs you ass hole making all the other shit spraying in your body, now the thing is almost out your wang and then the last squeaze comes and you peehole rips and blood mixes with the mixture and then creates a nasty cheese that sticks to your head for many years to come usuallly used for baking, you can put it on the pan and it makes it not stick and it also makes a nice light sent and taste to it ...YUMMMY:P

Jack the ripper and tony the shitter

by babbooo May 18, 2007

Jack the Ripper Baby process

This is when you want to have a baby that is made from no love whatsoever. So the baby won’t be so nice. Or loving or kind. Like the perfect soldier for the military or if a girl don’t like soft men. So you basically have your man use a condom while having sex and the tip is cut open prior and only the tip so the cum go inside the girl and the sperm get her pregnant but he don’t feel nothing at all because the condom over his penis and no joy came from making this baby.

Jack the Ripper baby process babies are becoming quite popular for being used in the military and police force and fbi. Hmm. I wonder what kind of baby I am. Wait never mind that.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 30, 2022

jack the ripper

A smelly juicy fart , category 7-9.

"Geez Stiebo, ripping out the juicy ones , eh? Jack the Ripper in tha house ! "
"Smells like teen spirit "

by pzeudo December 20, 2016

Jack the Ripper

Choking a girl while shoving your whole hand in her pussy like a glove.

The culprit walked up on a prostitute in an alleyway and gave her the Jack the Ripper.

by demi-dono February 3, 2021

Jack the ripper

Aaron Kozminski, although many call cases unsolved, it was solved by police.

Who was Jack the Ripper?
Aaron Kozminski.

by Expired human is v/ bad for u August 12, 2022

jack the ripper

the guy from Metal Gear Rising: Revengance

Memories broken,
the truth goes unspoken
I've even forgotten my Nammme,
I don't know the season

or what is the reason I`m standing here holding my BLADDEEE
A desolate place (place)
without any trace (trace)
It's only the cold wind I feel,
It's me that i spite
as i stand up and fight,
the only thing I know for real
There will be

BLOOD
SHED
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left

Will ride upon the dragons back
Because the mountains don't give back what they take
oh no there will be

BLOOD (BLOOD)
SHED (SHED)
It's the only thing I`ve ever knownnnnnn
(crazy guitar solo)
Losing my identity

Wondering have I gone insane
to find the truth infront of me
I must climb this mountain range
looking downward from this daring height
And never realising why I fightttttttttttttttt

And yes this was all hand typed while listening to the song
the song being The Only Thing I Know for real, aka the backing track to the jetstream sam fight
jack the ripper :)

by 1238476 January 15, 2024

Jib The Ripper

The alter-ego of of the one who is writing this.
He has manic tendencies, loves to burn things and is a complete idiot. Wears a Jason Vorhees mask. He only comes out when a alot of methamphetamine has been smoked or when awake for more then 24 hours.
He is distant relation to Jack the Ripper

Fuck, I made enemies with that Jib The Ripper. Now my house and vehicle are burnt

by Jib the Ripper March 31, 2024