The Brad Pitt Theory

The concept that all men, no matter what sexual orientation they practice, are gay for Brad Pitt.

"If I were gay, I would choose Brad Pitt as my lover."

by Chris Lee Ian Chambers May 17, 2004

between the two pits

Like down in the dumps, but not quite as bad.

Jim: how you doing today, Frank.
Frank: eh, between the two pits.

by Shine828 July 6, 2022

The Sneaky Pittbull

When you convince your lover to get in doggystyle position so you can have a look at the glory of it from behind. Unknowingly to her sneak up and bite the meaty part of the ass gently at first. This will cause them to startle and jump forward, which in turn will sink your teeth further in, after you’re locked in growl and thrash like an out of control pit bull.

Yeah dude last night I gave my wife the sneaky pittbull. It was great but it really pissed her off, now I won’t get none for a week, but it sure was worth it.

by Nolte123 June 15, 2023

The Tre-Pitt

When you are engaging in intercourse and a woman places your ankles to ears in order to engage in fellatio.

Did your girl preform the Tre-Pitt on you last night?

Yes! My ankles were at my ears. It was heavenly.

by GigglyGoof October 29, 2023

The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.

I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town

by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025

Pitty on the Time

HAVLAZ a phrase originated from the Hebrew Language that holds an anomaly. The literal translation of the phrase actually means "a waste of time", however, through its sinical use the phrase transforemd to actually mean " really worthy of investing time in it"

A: How was your date last night ?
B: Pitty on the Time, something something...

by Yoram Kedem May 13, 2005

The Late-Night Pitter-Patter

Not for the faint of heart. When one roommate openly wrongs another in a irreversible fashion, the victimized roommate is then entitled to cause severe emotional and physical stress by slapping his roommate at an unruly time in the wee hours when he is sleeping. Note* the roommate doing the slapping is to do his best to make the other extremely paranoid, vulnerable, and scared to the point where his roommate will not get to sleep for an extended period of time. The person receiving the slapping may cuss, threaten, and even plea with his tormentor and would-be assailant to avoid the malicious attack. However, these wheelings and dealings must fall on deaf ears, as the aggressor mercilessly makes good on his the threat.

The phrase derives its name from the sound the roommate makes as he sneaks his way across the room to the bed of his unsuspecting pal.

You shouldn't have slept with my mom, now I'm going to give you The Late-Night Pitter-Patter of your life.

by Spencer Hills 101 September 4, 2009