= Blumpkin + Cleveland Steamer
The Big Muddy is when you position yourself over a partner and recieve oral while simultaneously deficating on your partners chest.
The Big Muddy is when you position yourself over a partner and recieve oral while simultaneously deficating on your partners chest.
I gave this chick The Big Muddy last night and man, did I have some bad diarrhea! She still cleaning out her belly button!
by PoopJ9000 November 14, 2011
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The Tough Mudder
/THē təf məd•dər/
Adj.
While penetrating a female anus with the penis, the penetrator enters a free hand into the vaginal canal. Once accomplished, proceeds to masterbate his penis through her vagina while occupying her anal cavity.
Street names/slangs include;
Brownie beater
Fecal fap
Fisty fap
Libertarian
Mr.Hankey hand job
Mud tug
#mudtug
Over under
Reach through
Smelly jerk
The Tough Mudder
/THē təf məd•dər/
Adj.
While penetrating a female anus with the penis, the penetrator enters a free hand into the vaginal canal. Once accomplished, proceeds to masterbate his penis through her vagina while occupying her anal cavity.
Street names/slangs include;
Brownie beater
Fecal fap
Fisty fap
Libertarian
Mr.Hankey hand job
Mud tug
#mudtug
Over under
Reach through
Smelly jerk
1. The other day Nicole and I pulled off the tough mudder, let me tell you, it is quite possibly the hardest event on the planet.
2. Bro, when Ashley is shmasted face she always wants that brownie beater...I ain't mad.
3. "I let Jimmy do the #mudtug once, now all he wants is a smelly jerk:(" said Becky to the marriage counselor.
2. Bro, when Ashley is shmasted face she always wants that brownie beater...I ain't mad.
3. "I let Jimmy do the #mudtug once, now all he wants is a smelly jerk:(" said Becky to the marriage counselor.
by lasvegascashew October 16, 2014
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by Gaychel July 1, 2015
Get the The big muddy river mug.The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.
"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."
by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018
Get the The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler mug.To go muddin and to the car wash is when you rail the fuck outta someone's asshole (muddin) and then make them suck your shitty cock clean (car wash) often used as an alternate route if one is on the lube rack.
I asked Suzie if she wanted to get a six pack and fuck but she didn't like to drink. So I went muddin and to the car wash instead.
by 1longdickdaddyfromcincinatti May 19, 2015
Get the muddin and to the car wash mug.When a man takes a shit, and then stands up and turns around to take a piss. He pisses on his own shit, making the water turn brown.
dooga: yo dawg after i let out that monster load, i decided to muddy the water
goodooga: yo man i did that last week!!
goodooga: yo man i did that last week!!
by Chrisoshayyy February 24, 2006
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