kicked in the jimmy

This is where someone takes their foot (with or without shoes) and places it rapidly and firmly against your genitalia in a manner to cause the person who owns said genitalia excruciating pain which may or may not lead to things like; crossed eyes, loss of breath, crying like a baby, anger, confusion, thoughts of random animals and soreness through out the middle abdomen.

Matt was kicked in the jimmy by his girlfriend Sue because she found out he was cheating on her.

by MR34 August 6, 2014

to get the Jimmy Choo

to get kicked to the curb, dumped

"Sally was sick of Randy's crap, so she gave him the Jimmy Choo."

"Man it sucks to get the Jimmy Choo."

by JulesnBoston March 31, 2007

Jerk the Jimmy

The act of jerking the slim jim.

"Bro you want to jerk the jimmy" "Hes jerking the jimmy"

by jimmyjerker2020 August 25, 2020

Jimmy the Dead Rat

Jimmy the Dead rat is a large late rodent, known for his ravishing humour and exquisite style.

Fellow 1: Good day monsieur
2nd lad: Hello, fine fellow. May I interest you in our late lord and savior Jimmy?
Fellow 1: The dead rat?
Passing Lady: ALL HAIL JIMMY THE DEAD RAT
Passing enby: ah yes, salutations to jimmy
Everyone in chorus: Jimmy, please bless our humble abodes
Timothy, in the distance: And my mansion!
Everyone in chorus: f@#k you Timothy
Exeunt

by slink0us January 8, 2022

Eat the crust Jimmy

When Jimmy wont eat the crust.

Person 1: Eat the crust Jimmy
Jimmy: No

by Normienolan April 2, 2019

Jimmy the Inbred

What all southerners have in their basement. Mostly found in Alabama - the inbred state.

Jimmy the inbred is the inbred brother that all southern families have. Each Jimmy usually has 7 toes on each foot and 6 fingers in total. Jimmy is usually locked in a cage to keep away from the outside world.

Jimmy the inbred sometimes escapes, much like Borat's retarded brother, and rapes all the males, females, pets, and neighbors of each family.

Jimmy the inbred can be called by each family member just by tapping the back of their left hand. Upon doing this from any spot in the world, Jimmy will appear within a matter of seconds ready to rape anything in his path.

yeah. i gotta Jimmy the inbred down in the basement somewhere. havent fed him in years, but hes locked up pretty good.

by Niqqawithaq June 20, 2010

Jimmy the Whis

Hip Hop happening guy who transcends all known emotions by the divine power of whistle.

"Holy crap Jimmy the Whis is here, lets go freaking crazy"

by Meat Loaf the second October 6, 2008