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The humberto

During a sexual encounter, one places the male's scrotum and testicles into one's mouth, while humming and playing the shaft of the penis (preferably hard) like a flute.
The humberto she gave me was musically mind blowing.
by Espatula October 5, 2020
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Humberto Quackenbush

a random name you can give something that doesn't require a whole lot of thought and only exists just to fill it in, or to be completely random.
I gotta make a name for my character, but I'm out of ideas. I gotta name him something random, like Humberto Quackenbush.
by Humberto Quackenbush June 3, 2021
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Humberto

A zeisty ass motherfucker who loves to crawl on all fours. He’s super caked up and loves twerking especially when people watch. He loves his family and would do anything for them. You can count on him to get you out of a jam. Shame about his big ass forehead though.
Did you see Humberto walk by just now”?!
“Girl I know. His booty bigger than mines Oh Lord. If I could just get my hands on those cheeks”!
by I got the yamsssss November 25, 2023
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Humbertoed

Specifically in Arkansas, to be assumed as a Puerto Rican after laminating over the 6 7 debate team project
I was just Humbertoed!!!!
by Mr. Humberto October 7, 2025
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Humberto

The biggest bitch you will ever meet he likes to fuck a lot with his little dick he is alright at sports but he’s still a bitch he loves to masturbate near other men and yes in other words a bitch
Humberto is a bitch
by Johnny sins 123 November 21, 2021
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