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hooded man in the canoe 

n. a figurative way for saying clit, and abomination created by woman scientist in the early 60's as way of coping with penis envy
"Hey, it does kind of look like a hooded man in a canoe," Jacob said as he was examining the vagina of Jody while on a lake where a man wearing a hood and riding in canoe passed by.

TheMoodieSwede 

A 17 year old, from the United Kingdom who records Call of Duty gameplay & posts them on the internet. He is extremely skilled with the sniper rifle.
Dude 1: Hey did you watch TheMoodieSwede's new gameplay video?
Dude 2: YEAH! he destroyed everyone with the Intervention sniper rifle!
TheMoodieSwede by Samzonite July 10, 2010