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spin the duck 

the same as spin the bottle but you're in a jacuzzi and you spin a rubber ducky.
you may find this hard but what you do is you spin the duck and it will fall on it's side whoever the duck lands on is who you kiss.
spin the duck by susan876 October 9, 2007

suck the duck 

When you suck the fuck out of a WEINER! When you're sucking it, it makes a "QUACKING" sound.
GO suck the DUCK, NIGGA!....I'm in the citay!
suck the duck by panusintheanus January 30, 2004

smack the duck 

Dude, I need to smack the duck with you about something.
smack the duck by LMaverick123 December 6, 2016

Suffocating the Duck

When one is in the bath, then places a facecloth upon their asshole and farts. To collect ones internal fragrance. The noises of action replicates a the sound of a duck.
Aw man I walked in on my Mrs suffocating the Duck last night

Squeaking the Duck 

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.
Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.

The Silent Duck 

1: The Silent Duck

- The shape a hand tends to employ to participate in the act of fisting at the point of entry, this later branches out into the full fist.

2: To Silent Duck:

- To threaten an enemy with the Silent Duck shape, they will then know that you definately mean business and will desist immediately.
1.
Joyce - "That dude fully attempted to use The Silent Duck on me last night, I wasn't having any of it with my monster cunt!"
Barbara - "You go girl."

2.
Dave - "Sup chaps"
Jack - *SILENT DUCK*
Dave - "Okay guys I know where my place is..."
The Silent Duck by Dr. M. Edal December 4, 2007