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the Anderson Cooper 360

The act of giving one's self a blowjob.
by bongcat September 24, 2010
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The John Cooper School

A private school in The Woodlands, TX. Students are given outrageous amounts of homework, expected to follow an unattractive dress code, and also to follow several inconvenient and sometimes unnecessary rules.Tuition is very high, and scholarships are difficult as well as general admission tests (although several students clearly bribed their way to admission). A large percentage of students have been brainwashed into believing going to the same school with the same 50-100 classmates per grade for up to 14 years and having no life outside of school is really, really fun.
Student A: I love going to The John Cooper School!

Student B: Yeah, me too! I just love having my computer monitored and getting Saturday detentions for not tucking my shirt in. I also love it when my backpack falls on the floor and I have to go to detention again because the hallway isn't clear.
by manateeshoppingspree December 16, 2011
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the john cooper school

due to economy and expensive addition towards their new high class, state-of-the-art preforming arts center, now an *exclusive* preK-12 preparatory school, where parents pay $12,00 tuition a year located in The Woodlands.

known by kids at The Woodlands High School (voted the most snobbiest school in America by David Letterman) as "that snobby, smart, rich kid school"

A school where starting at the age of 10, kids first phones are iphones and droids, 14 year girls get their hair bleached and get spray tans, every single boy in the school has an xbox 360, and only top, name brand clothes are worn.

in carpool line, all you see are bmws, audis, escalades, and other ridiculously priced sports cars.

youve known everybody since kindergarten, and their parents, and their dogs.

by the 6th grade, all girls, and boys, go to professional hair salons

everyones perfect at everything, because thats coopers reputation

where soulja boy and kyle massey go to your birthday parties and you dont even care, and if you dont have a dj, you're poor

you live in carlton woods, and if you dont, well youre family is still a member

otherwise known as Hell.
a typical the john cooper school convo

G: omg you're new vintage coach purse is so cute!
A: it was only 700$
G: oh nevermind, its ugly
by feahjeavmeaop June 29, 2010
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The Roofus Cooper

Is when you put someone in a half nelson, finger their butthole, give them a fish hook after you have done so and the to proceed with anal sex while making noises of the animal of your choice.
Bitch got out of line, so I Roofus Coopered her ass.

I Roofus Coop'd the slut up so she couldn't get away.

You can't have a party with The Roofus Cooper.
by The Angry Green Bastard October 11, 2011
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the astley cooper school

UGLIEST PEOPLE really racist ,full of girls with body over there gcses grades example body count of 20, pussy be clapping for the nhs aswell releasing a strong toxic fish smells makes you wonder if there’s a fish market around.

white skinny girls think they can run the school more time they be looking like donald trump lolll , they think say n word is cool. are you not embarrasseddddd.
highest body count found in the astley cooper school
by dw about it sweetheart January 12, 2021
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The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.
Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.
by Gogie January 9, 2023
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Ja$mineT aka The Whole Food Co-op

Ja$mineT is a trill rap group straight outta northern Wisconsin. This group consists of four group members (identities are secret), they are also known as "The Whole Food Co-op" all lyrics are 100% original with hella organic flow. You can find their lyrical geniuses on www.bandcamp.com hits dropping all the time #WORLDTAKEOVER.
"Yo Ja$mineT just recorded a hot new track! They lyrics on Whole Food Co-op Organic current."
"Ja$mineT aka The Whole Food Co-op dopest midwest spittas out there!"
by Whole Food Co-op November 25, 2013
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