the berries

Defenseless paint-balls under a tree in a forest that explode when poked or thrown.

Mr. Johnson I found the berries!!!

by Master Slurm October 13, 2003

the berries

the best

This pasta is the berries!
I love that band, they’re the berries!

by *scats* April 22, 2021

the bennie

When a gay chubby man with a beard bends another guy over and gives him a little wienering in the poop shoot.

I sure wish I could get “the Bennie” tonight

by The Tator-Nator May 7, 2021

Water the berries

Verb: To urinate in one's own garden, often for horticultural purposes.

- "I'll be right back. I'm just off to water the berries. I can't be bothered to go back inside. Plus, i heard from someone that it scares the deer off too. Bloody deer!"

by spookfish July 11, 2021

fed her the berries

Gave Her My Balls...

I drove home, via her place, & I 'Fed Her The Berries '.

by Nikkii November 29, 2017

Give it the berries

Basically means give it more power or go harder. Alternatives are "full berries" and "all the berries"

"Your going a little slow give it the berries"

by Jamesongin November 21, 2023

eating the red berries

Eating the red berries is showing somebody that it's safe to do something.

This phrase derived from how a monkey won't eat the red berries unless they see another monkey eat them.

When somebody is being forced to do something and don't want to do it, eating the red berries would be doing the thing for them then telling them it's safe to do.

Child: No! I don't want to eat asparagus!
Mother: You have to eat them! They are healthy!
Child: They look gross!
Mother: Father, help me out here!
Father: Fine, I guess I'll be eating the red berries.
(Father eats some asparagus)
Father: See? It's healthy. Not the tastiest thing on the planet, but it's tasty enough to eat.
(Child eats some asparagus)
Child: Oh hey, it's not that bad!

by mr_onomatopoeia September 19, 2022