"Dude, how many times did you tap the vag before you discovered you were gay?"
"Yeah, Steve's boyfriend was really pissed when he found out Steve was tapping the vag with his sister!"
"Yeah, Steve's boyfriend was really pissed when he found out Steve was tapping the vag with his sister!"
by J. Curtis June 21, 2006
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You're not supposed to drink from your bathroom tap. The water is stagnant or full of dead birds or some shit. The water tastes weird, anyway.
It's not the right tap for drinking out of.
You're not supposed to drink from your bathroom tap. The water is stagnant or full of dead birds or some shit. The water tastes weird, anyway.
It's not the right tap for drinking out of.
by Divka October 15, 2010
Get the drink from the bathroom tap mug.The term "Tap the Turkey" is used to describe the act of female arousal.
Use of "Tap the Turkey" must be accompanied by a comical vision where the female groin is replaced by a steaming skinless turkey, glistening in the sun.
The steaming turkey is then tapped with 2 fingers in a rhythmic fashion.
Discovered at Ben's beach house after he hooked in with Kate
Use of "Tap the Turkey" must be accompanied by a comical vision where the female groin is replaced by a steaming skinless turkey, glistening in the sun.
The steaming turkey is then tapped with 2 fingers in a rhythmic fashion.
Discovered at Ben's beach house after he hooked in with Kate
by Moop December 4, 2004
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Get the tap the keg mug.I tried to tap the plate before playing hide the salami with your mom, but her puss was so sloppy that it splashed us both.
by Milky Lickin Bob October 19, 2008
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1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon
2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon
2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1.
(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."
2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."
2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016
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