The Russian Twister

A dance move involving Vladimir Putin.

Adam: Hey, do you know how to do The Russian Twister?
Caleb: Oh yeah, its where Vladimir Putin-deez nuts in your mouth.

by ligmaballllls August 28, 2018

the russian cock exchange

When two Russian Men go to the middle of Moscow in broad daylight in the middle of the road cut there dicks off with a machete and hand it to each other, they then begin to fight and whoever can put the other ones dicks in there mouth first wins.

Vladimir: Sergei would you like to be apart of the Russian Cock Exchange?
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.

by Thatplayer58 January 25, 2021

The Russian ThankYou

A Russian Thankyou is the act of defecating on a woman's (or mans - its not gay)chest after intercourse.

Woman - "Fuck me harder Viktor!"
Man - "Ive finished THANKYOU"
Woman - "Whats the hell is that bum cigar doing on my chest?!!"
Man - "Thats The Russian ThankYou"

by The Lawnmower Man 2016 February 22, 2023

The Russian Magician

It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes

Example:

oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me

Let’s do the russian

Oh yeah fuck yeah

*starts clapping her ears*

I’m boutta cum

*ejaculates in her eyes*

Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician

Ok

*runs outside and in front of the window*

*she opens her eyes for a surprise*

*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*

Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH

by A Niggardly Person June 12, 2023

Screw the Russian

An alcoholic beverage containing Screwball, Kahula and Heavy Whipping Cream. Do not consume more than 2. If more than 2 are consumed expect a PH’uck morning…

I had Juan tooooo many Screw The Russians last night and woke up Fucked up in a wheel barrow full of water with a different pair of skvies on… *Yooper and Wisconsinites only!*

by Bandit1975 August 13, 2022

the russian pile driver

The act of a man shitting on the chest of a woman then scooping it into her mouth with his ball-sack.

My wife Asked if I would give her The Russian pile driver after toro loco.

by Kintin January 10, 2014

The russian twist

When a man sits on a chair and a women procedes to sit on his dick and have sex with him, while at the same time she is giving him a hair cut.

Todd: "yo, did you get your haircut today?"
Kevin: "no i didn't"
Todd: "I thought you were"
Kevin: "No, who gets haircuts anymore, i got The russian twist"

by Tkov Kdye Jsch December 30, 2011