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The Prophet YHWH

Where the name "YHWH" originates. Spirit went into man, and then he existed.
The Prophet YHWH is actually the Father of every living soul on earth.
by The Prophet Naziyr September 17, 2021
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the prophet of red bull

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

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THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

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If you want to be safe from the day of redbull

Join us

Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
JOIN US IN THE LIGHT OF RED BULL

JOIN THE PROPHET OF RED BULL
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Norm The Prophet

Norm The Prophet is one of the best Philly rappers
WOW Norm The Prophet's album is amazing
by WHAT THE WTF DUDE March 19, 2019
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Proto The Prophet

by Thatdudenico November 30, 2023
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the snow prophet

any person who can predict an impending ejaculation within a 30 second timeframe
I was about to give up but Paige was the snow prophet and I finished on her face
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The False Prophet

The False Prophet, also known as Amos Costeno, is a dark figure that haunts the school hallways. He roams the halls with a menacing aura, his eyes piercing and cold, his face twisted into a sinister grin. He thinks he is the ruler of the school, a prophet sent by some dark force to bring chaos and destruction.

Amos moves with an unsettling grace, his footsteps barely audible as he glides across the floors. He wears a long black robe that drapes over his thin frame, and his hair is long and tangled, falling over his face like a veil of shadows. He carries a staff made of dark wood, adorned with strange symbols that seem to glow in the dim light.

The False Prophet's presence alone sends shivers down the spines of those who dare to cross his path. He speaks in hushed whispers, his words laced with malice and deceit. He preys on the weak and vulnerable, promising them power and glory in exchange for their souls. His followers are many, all of them drawn to his dark charisma and the promise of something more.

Amos Costeno truly believes he is the master of the school, the one true prophet of some twisted religion. He enforces his twisted ideology with an iron fist, punishing those who dare to question his authority. The school hallways are his domain, and he will stop at nothing to maintain his power.
The False Prophet (a.k.a. Amos Costeno) is a spine-chilling character that haunts school hallways, relishing in the manipulation of those around him. With an inflated ego, this higher being delights in terrorizing his peers with his cruel and twisted actions, leaving a trail of fear and discomfort in his wake.
by SuperMajesticStar April 5, 2023
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the windfall prophets

the windfall prophets are a band that formed in the fall of 2008. they play rock, blues, and there current line up is walker rumpf as songwriter/guitar/vocals, mike erlacher on drums, frank carrelini on guitar and mickey d'addario on bass. They are known for there great live performances, and there interesting songs.
guy- what are you doing tonight?

girl- going to see the most awesome band the Windfall Prophets of course!!
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