Russian Pedicure

the act of leaving semen or cumstains underneath the toenails

Kenny: whats good?
Patrice: nothin man, you?
Kenny: same shit. yo, remember that chick that i tapped about a month ago that had the mercury poisoning?
Patrice: yeah, why?
Kenny: well she gave me a footjob today, so i gave that bitch a russian pedicure

by Diznack January 7, 2011

river valley pedicure

Cumming on a beautiful blond woman's toes.

Boo wanted to make a fantasy of mine come true so she let me cum on her toes and we called it a River valley pedicure.

by SeaOfPurple July 15, 2015

Irish Pedicure

To chunder on the feet of a bystander whom is barefoot or in any form of open footwear. Usually occurs without warning after prolonged alcohol consumption, particularly in warm climates.

Aw jaysis, O'Sullivan's given me an Irish Pedicure again!

by Akael May 26, 2016

Pistol Pedicure

(nounl

Also: Pistol-pedicure, Pistolpedicure

Definition:
When someone spectacularly sabotages themselves while trying to look clever, confident, or in control. The spiritual cousin of “shooting yourself in the foot,” but with added flair, delusion, and gunpowder residue.

Etymology:
Born from the unholy marriage of self-inflicted wounds and personal grooming, because if you’re going to destroy your own credibility, at least make it fashionable.

Usage Notes:
Common among politicians, influencers, and anyone who begins a sentence with “I’m not racist, but—”.

See also:
Self-scorch, ego exfoliation, career colonic, verbal ricochet.

“Jeff tried to impress his boss by explaining how he would run the company better. Now he’s unemployed and his team threw him a going-away gift card to the unemployment office. Classic Pistol Pedicure.”

by APedant October 18, 2025

Gluckstadt pedicure

The act of vomiting on someone else’s or your own feet for sexual pleasure

Josh: How was your date last night?

David: it was great, she gave me a Gluckstadt pedicure

by Gluckgluck69 June 11, 2025

A Bondi pedicure

A Bondi pedicure is whereby a person shall put their foot in the waters of Bondi beach, and due to he amount of sea waste, debris, pollution and biohazardous waste, the person shall remove their foot and lodged between each toe, shall be a used tampon, or similar filth.

He went swimming, but the water was so gross, it was like a Bondi pedicure

by Magicalman13 August 8, 2023

Concrete Pedicure

To fill a bucket full of concrete, place feet in, let concrete set, toss in body of water.

I should have bought some floaties, I swim like a dead hooker with a concrete pedicure.

by Thegoatin-gtown September 25, 2011