When a man places his erect phallus inside of a woman's vagina, and after insertion is complete neither party moves until the man removes his member. There is no set time limit for the act of parking.
This method of intercourse is considered not having sex by some young adults members of the LDS church, and therefore is viewed as a loophole in the "not sex before marriage" dogma of the Mormon faith. This notion can be argued as being either extremely naive or very clever, depending on your point of view.
This method of intercourse is considered not having sex by some young adults members of the LDS church, and therefore is viewed as a loophole in the "not sex before marriage" dogma of the Mormon faith. This notion can be argued as being either extremely naive or very clever, depending on your point of view.
LDS Youth 1: How'd your study date with Denise go last night?
LDS Youth 2: Great! We ended up parking at the end of the night!
LDS Youth 1: Wait. Isn't that sex?
LDS Youth 2: It isn't sex unless you move around and stuff, so we're still pure in the eyes of the Lord.
Non-LDS Youth: (after overhearing the conversation) Parking IS sex; you're justifying it to fit your beliefs.
LDS Youth 1&2: Be gone, non-believer!
LDS Youth 2: Great! We ended up parking at the end of the night!
LDS Youth 1: Wait. Isn't that sex?
LDS Youth 2: It isn't sex unless you move around and stuff, so we're still pure in the eyes of the Lord.
Non-LDS Youth: (after overhearing the conversation) Parking IS sex; you're justifying it to fit your beliefs.
LDS Youth 1&2: Be gone, non-believer!
by DJ EeeKay July 22, 2010
Get the parkingmug. 1)George:"Well snap! I just got par for the 6, 382 time today!"
Bob: "You know George, you really are the Parking."
Bob: "You know George, you really are the Parking."
by Captain Tiddlywinks November 19, 2010
Get the Parkingmug. Tom was frustrated by the lack of parking lots at his school and decided to drive his car through the dean's office.
by Melville_the_Millipede January 15, 2006
Get the parkingmug. To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face.
by carlathebeautiful April 23, 2013
Get the park itmug. n. Where, at night (or during the day when kids aren't around) people, usually teenagers, go to smoke weed and/or drink.
v. To go to a park and ingest marijuana and/or alcohol.
v. To go to a park and ingest marijuana and/or alcohol.
by BehindtheL October 21, 2010
Get the Parkmug. To hold a blunt or joint for longer than the typically allotted time. This is usually a result from being really high and not realizing that you should have passed the blunt a while ago.
"Dude you're parking it. How long are you going to sit there with that thing?"
"You've been parking it for a while. It's almost burned down"
"You've been parking it for a while. It's almost burned down"
by sexycheese July 5, 2009
Get the parking itmug. A very extremely talented man. Very athletic and very successful. Very tall and sexy attractive man with an absolute wrench. Rumor has it he keeps tape with him everywhere he goes.
by That boi go crazy123 August 1, 2020
Get the Parksmug.