The Mandel Effect

When you tell someone a time to meet up but the universe always finds a way to make you late.

We’ll be there at 8:30 unless the Mandel effect happens.

by Brhoady March 6, 2026

The Manufactured Christ Vs The Manual Anti-Christ

Christ is a virus that is stored within the meaning of all things... And every so often the planets will align and it will hijack one of the Meat Gundams and throw the world into disorder... And it happens perpetually and they can't quite figure out why... Because they are just miming a morality, the meaning of which, they do not fully understand... Where is it hiding? Why does it keep coming back? So, they try to recreate the conditions under which it spawns... But their words are little more than air... And what they are trying to find, they cannot see... For they are the blind who are leading the blind...

Hym "And thus, The Manufactured Christ vs The Manual Anti-Christ."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2025

Dust'n the Mantel

Dusting off the mantel to put your trophy on it.

"I'm dust'n the mantel" Trash talking to someone when you're about ready to win a game and bring home a trophy for the mantel!

by Shawnpdx November 8, 2023

The Eifert Manuever

invented by The Legend himself. this sexual act involves sucking a fart from a woman's ass, holding it like a bong rip, andblowing it back in her face.

he performed The Eifert Manuever on his girlfreind an caused her to pass out from the smell

by TheRealLegend September 11, 2011

The Love Manual

- A one-stop resource in the niche of Love and Relationships used to gain knowledge of Self for the love of others.
- An ecosystem consisting of professionals and experienced individuals working together in the niche of Love and Relationships
- A website to find help, tips, and advice about love and relationships.

I need The Love Manual to help me understand why my relationship is not working out.

by Dons3rdeye March 14, 2021

The Vernon Manuever

When one sneaks back into their house (typically one shaped like Mt. Vernon) without their parents knowing, after a long night of drinking.

Tonight, we’re going to pull The Vernon Manuever.

by Joeman81818 December 18, 2021

The Provider Manuever

Sticking your dick through a food item during a blowjob, to ensure that the giver is receiving the proper nutrients and able to have a little bite while giving you a massive BJ.

It's so awesome

"Bro... Last night when I was D-P ing Jessica, I gave her The Provider Manuever. She was so grateful for it"
"What food did you pick?"
"Crunchwrap."

by theclunk November 20, 2022