The act of getting fellatio in a pool, and after reaching climax drowning your girlfriend. You then call for the lifeguard to give her mouth to mouth resuscitation, and eventually, she will cough up the ejaculate into the lifeguard's mouth. He will then be pretty angry.
Jim: Yo dude! You see that lifeguard puking up semen!
Sean: Yeah man, he must have gotten the old angry lifeguard.
Sean: Yeah man, he must have gotten the old angry lifeguard.
by theallknowingnostradamus March 14, 2011
Get the Angry Lifeguardmug. That moment when you notice people who should not have had kids but did anyways, and say "Hey! You! Out of the gene pool!"
"Oh my god, did you see that woman changing a diaper right in the middle of the Wal-mart?"
"Total lifeguard moment, right?"
"Total lifeguard moment, right?"
by Faxus December 4, 2013
Get the Lifeguard momentmug. When a girl is giving you a blow job in a hot tub or pool, you hold her down below the water until you cum in her mouth as she drowns. Then call the lifeguard over to give her mouth to mouth and laugh as he swallows your cum.
Stephen: Did you lifeguard dat hoe
Christian: Yeah, she was chocking up water
Stephen: lol, thats hillarious
Christian: Yeah, she was chocking up water
Stephen: lol, thats hillarious
by skunkel January 11, 2009
Get the lifeguard dat hoemug. by LifeGuardAus October 3, 2017
Get the lifeguardingmug. by ceo of lifeguard business June 8, 2022
Get the lifeguard businessmug. A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.
-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."
by Lifeguard Association of USA July 19, 2023
Get the John Lifeguardmug. by C KWC July 17, 2021
Get the The Lifeguardmug.