the lance armstrong

the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.

After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!

by PhusionDev July 24, 2006

Lance Armstrong

The greatest cyclist that we have seen for a long time. Triathlete-turned cycling legend, was diagnosed with advanced testicular cancer at the age of 25, was only given a 40-50% chance to live, survived, and went on to win a record 7 Tours de France. He is now retired, but is still very much invovled in the cycling and cancer communities, and has his own foundation, the Lance Armstrong Foundation. He started the Livestrong wristbands and also has a Livestrong clothing line and a 10/2 clothing line (10/2=October 2, the day Lance was diagnosed) and a US dollar from each product sold goes to the LAF. An amazing human being, and we won't see someone like him for a long time to come.

Lance Armstrong is an eight year cancer survivor!

by LanceIsMyHero December 26, 2005

lance armstrong

the american who rides bicycles better than the french.

Lance Armstrong rapes all europeans when it comes to bike racing. Other americans are just so fat, they had no chance of competing with him to begin.

by Nicolas Sarkozy September 30, 2007

Lance Armstrong

A man who overcame testicular cancer and has won the Tour de France numerous times. He also has his own line of yellow wristbands that are nothing short of sweet.

Lance Armstrong will do more than you ever will and he has only one nut.
Imagine if he had two....

by Ryan Agee May 24, 2007

Lance Armstrong's Testicle

The testicle Mr. Armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations

"hey dave"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
....
....
"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"

by huehuehueHUEHUEHUEHUE May 20, 2013

Lance Armstrong Pong

A game of Beer Pong or Beirut played with one ping pong ball rather than the traditional two.

Our game of Beer Pong turned into Lance Armstrong Pong when the dog ate one of the balls.

by Rob M.H. October 21, 2008

Lance Armstrong

When a girl gives a guy head when she has plutonium in her mouth.

Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!

by Joshe November 12, 2008