Historian

Pretentious douchebag who needs validation

My friend thinks he is a historian, even though he does not possess any formal qualifications.

by ohwell69 August 6, 2021

Historian Kinnie

The phrase called "Historian Kinnie" is about a individual who kins a historian either mentally sane or mentally unstable. Historian Kinnie's are capable of kinning historians such as Napoleon, Queen Elizabeth I, or even scientific revolution figures such as Galileo Galilei, Nicolaus Copernicus, Isaac Newton (Mentally and emotionally unavailable, didn't get a chance to set the mode to easy mode when he's still in his mother's fallopian tube), Ptolemy. The set of historians that are named here are either sane or not sane, most people are known for having a mild kin for Isaac Newton himself and consider me.

I'm a historian kinnie (I kin *insert historian*)

by Huygens Motherless Behavior April 29, 2022

modern historian

Someone who is always watching the news.

"Mr. Thomas? You mean our math teacher? Yea, he's a real modern historian. Everytime I go into his class, I always see him reading some fresh news article pulled up on his computer."

by thedancingdemon November 22, 2017

historian

white people have no idea of the past, but talk about the past

another historian, white Mex light!

by roofie bitches June 21, 2024

Historian

Somebody with an obsession of finding out everything about the lives of dead people

Jack: I loved finding out personal information about dead people so I became a historian

by IExistMaybe January 16, 2024

Historian

Philippe, a caring; responsible; and hard working kid with great hair. Along with being funny without even trying, Philippe is also a champion of school spirit! Phil wants to help preserve all our high school memories. Vote Phil and He Will Fulfill!

Churchill Student: So who are you voting for historian?
Every Person Ever: The Skilled and Very Chill Lil’ Phil

by Clairefan13 May 18, 2019

Unpaid Historian

We all have had that one friend that talks about how great his country was in the past or always talks about every single detail in every history subject, sometimes he even becomes teachers pet when the teacher says something in his favor easily, he is the dude who uses wikipedia as his main source and asks u where did you get that info whenever you say something.

Amir talks about Iran's history so much, he looks like a unpaid historian

by Coldest MF January 17, 2024