When the female lays on the bed, legs open. And you start on the other side of the room naked and ready, take a run up, jump, and sail through the air with your dick aiming for the vagina. Then you conduct the train in and out of the station as neccesary.
by TeaBreakDave October 31, 2018
Get the The Train Conductormug. A form of sexual act where one partner pulls out a Tazer mid way through, without alerting the other partner, before firing or jamming it into the still moving penis, electrocuting both partners. The name comes from the belief that only girls from Cork City, Ireland, would be open to such an activity without prior consent.
She surprised me with the ‘ol Corkonian Cock Conductor two weeks ago, my dick still tingles every time I walk.
by TheeScribe April 30, 2020
Get the Corkonian Cock Conductormug. Jeff is Club Vanguard's Ho Train Conductor.
All the girls in the club flock Jeff because he's the Ho Train Conductor
All the girls in the club flock Jeff because he's the Ho Train Conductor
by Richard Jay September 21, 2006
Get the Ho Train Conductormug. Someone with a one inch penis who likes to smoke amps and conduct electricity by touching metal with metal.
Josh who is known as being the one inch conductor touched the battery with a screw driver and smoked my amp in my car. I am very pissed off at him still to this day.
by Rob aka Rob Banks November 5, 2006
Get the One Inch Conductormug. Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled.
Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.
Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.
Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"
by Kenny Fucking Powers! June 4, 2024
Get the Kentucky Conductormug. Randy had so many pictures of butts in his apartment that I do believe him to be a butt conductor of epic proportion, he can't hide it.
by Podscoff March 4, 2016
Get the butt conductormug. by Bamftoy May 8, 2020
Get the mutton conductormug.