by Zappy42 August 31, 2018
Get the Ride the claw mug.a running joke from the ali g show. borat is terribly prejudiced against women, minorities and the like, but most of all, against jews. in one episode of the show (Borat's Guide to America) he interviews a martial arts instructor and first asks what to do if a "chocolate-faced" person comes and attacks you. the instructor really doesn't know what to say, but tells borat that in America, people try not to judge by skin tone. next, he asks how to protect himself from jewish people - what do you do if they try to hurt you with their horns? or even worse - THE JEW CLAW?
borat: "now, what if the jew, he comes after you, with his dirty jew claw?" *raises hand, shapes into claw, gestures*
instructor dude: "well...you just knock it away."
b: "what about, double the jew claw? *raises both hands*"
instructor: "...double knock-it-away..."
b: "ah. *attacks instructor with simulated claw, promptly gets beaten*"
instructor dude: "well...you just knock it away."
b: "what about, double the jew claw? *raises both hands*"
instructor: "...double knock-it-away..."
b: "ah. *attacks instructor with simulated claw, promptly gets beaten*"
by ali g's girl May 2, 2006
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Someone who thinks a girl drink won't fuck them up but then turns out they get lit and into their emotions. Tend to believe what they say is true and dont shut up also.
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by William Portal September 12, 2020
Get the Will off the white claw mug.The arching of two fingers in such a position that it cant possibly fail to find the G-Spot has become known as The Evans Claw since it was passed down from "Ice" A true hero to all men.
by Scrave April 23, 2006
Get the The Evans Claw mug.A Maneuver performed by a male in an enclosed area with little likelihood of escape on a vulnerable female, generally sexual. Most commonly performed by grabbing for the females head and almost always results in a non-satisfying kiss.
When Louis was on the ferris wheel with Shampton he went in for a kiss and she reluctantly submitted due to flawless execution of the bear-claw maneuver.
by kool k boner October 4, 2009
Get the The Bear-Claw Maneuver mug.You take your middle finger and ring finger and insert it to a women's vagina. Your not going in and out that's 2nd grade shit, your going up and down like your ripping her vagina out. Start off slow then when it sounds like a mop and bucket you go ham on that shit.
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Get the The Caleb Claw mug.a curse put upon the Los Angeles Dodgers in 2006 when someone contracted an awful flu that had been going on cursed his friends mom who is a dodgers fan because she told him to take "cats claw" to heal himself. Subsequently, he got sicker and sicker. He cursed the Dodgers to not win the world series for 50 more years.
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