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The Boston Chopper

A world-renowned magnificent sex act.

Tie your sexual partner, man or woman, to the ceiling using a slip knot. Make sure you use the correct technique during this step, so that the anus (or vagina) is perfectly in line with the man’s erect penis. When the time is right, use a specialized pair of enlonged gardening plyers to snip the rope fastened to the ceiling, thus creating a chain reaction. The man or woman from the ceiling will then come bombarding from above, and if the first step is performed to a tee, the anus will land perfectly onto the penile organ like a horseshoe. WARNING: If done without absolute presicion, this can be fatal to both partners. However, with high risk comes high reward. If this is completed flawlessly, the sensation of both partners will never be topped.
Oh man, you won’t believe me, but I actually got the Boston Chopper last night! Felt so good I thanked her father!
by not soggykickflip May 24, 2022
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The Boston Rolex

An ugly ass Green Rolex that you wear solely for the fact that you want someone with a ripped Larry Bird jersey to jump you and beat you the fuck up, not to take the rolex because its disgusting looking, but just because you chose to wear a green rolex
Michael wished he had The Boston Rolex because he doesn't want love
by Kiri's Content House December 20, 2022
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The Boston Molassacre

The Great Molasses Flood, also known as the Boston Molassacre, was an industrial accident in 1919 where molasses flooded parts of Boston after a tank full of the stuff fell over.
Even 100 years after The Boston Molassacre, the city of Boston continues to be one of the stickiest cities in the world.
by anuncertainsomeone July 3, 2023
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Looking for the Boston Market

What a person tells a cop when caught masterbating in the parking lot with Vaseline on the console
by Jerz26 January 17, 2014
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Dunking The Boston Cream

Sex position when you are engaging in a sexual act with a women over a pool. while penetrating a woman from behind while she is leaning over a pool. when you cum inside her, you push her into the pool resulting in the imitation of dunking a Boston cream doughnut into coffee.
Jimmy Call the Police, i just Boston creamed Julie and i don't think she can swim!!

Alex, why is Amanda in the pool naked? Because I just gave her the Boston cream!!! sweet ass man lol.

Dunking The Boston Cream
by John Basedowww August 9, 2008
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Boston the name

A beautiful women who attracts a lot of guys. She makes mistakes but always corrects them and defanently is caring and sweet to others
My best friend Boston is the most amazing girl you can find

I like Boston the name
by Littlebear123 July 17, 2016
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boston flight on the redeye

She gave me a boston flight on the redeye
by bdollas March 30, 2008
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