Bet on the wrong horse

1. To appear to be very sad, down, or upset, as if you had just "... bet on the wrong horse."

Wills:"Sash is lookin' pretty down, man, like he bet on the wrong horse, er somethin'."
Juan:"Right?"

by Nathan Wakeman April 23, 2008

bet my balls to the barn door

Being so sure of an outcome that one would be willing to place his testicles on a barn door track and smashed if he was wrong. To be very certain of a bet.

I’ll bet my balls to the barn door that the sun will rise tomorrow morning.

by Gak gak attack December 21, 2021

“I bet they take the same mg”

When a couple that is hooking up is about the same size

Did you see that Emily and Drake are hooking up?

Yeah, they’re cute but “I bet they take the same mg”… if you know what I mean

Oh yeah, Drake is so scrawny and some would say Emily is big boned.

by Hateroops October 27, 2022

i bet you eat spaghet on the pot

Eating spaghet on the pot is a cardinal sin in most countries and being accused on such is quite a claim, enough to make people very sad.

Most notably, it is used against female streamers when you join their chat. This will make them very upset and they will have a go at you for saying such things about them. It makes most people you say it to break down crying into rivers of tears as these words have just been uttered.

guy1: *Logs onto Twitch and joins streamers stream*
guy1: "I bet you eat spaghet on the pot."
streamer: "What the fuck?? I can't believe you would say that.. It makes me so upset people still do stuff like this today. Mods, can we ban them please?"

by GAMERINGGAMERGAMING June 5, 2022

Khârn the Betrayer

Khârn is a favorite champion of Khorne, the Blood God from the Warhammer 40k Universe. He has an insatiable lust for blood and is known as the betrayer for his habit of messily dismembering allies nearby him when he runs out of enemies. In fact, the name Khârn is actually derived from the Arabic word for "betrayer". Despite all this, he is actually a pretty great guy.

I just watched Khârn the Betrayer dropkick a loyalist marine into that cluster of Thousand Sons; he exploded into confetti and viscera. He then gave me a high-five that shattered every bone in my arm. What a guy!

by AutomaticInfomatic January 17, 2011

discretion is the better part of valor

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

The Betus

Having a desire for a person to check something very often like the blood sugar levels of a person with diabetes. This of coarse is temporarily relieved by checking said thing like the use of insulin is.

The term was made popular by Wilfred Brimly's constant diabetes commercials and the way he pronounces diabetes as diabetus.

Dan checks his facebook so much I think he has the Betus

by DChimner December 24, 2008