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The Angie 

The word used for a pshyciotic female meltdown. Symptoms usually include crying, screaming, paranoia, violence, compulsive lying, over exaggeration, depression, manic depression, spontaneous outbursts, cursing, throwing of objects, spitting, and occasionally, foaming of the mouth.
Example: "Sarah left me 3 voice mails, 20 texts, unfriended me on Facebook, keyed my car, and poisoned my dog. Looks like The Angie has struck again!"
The Angie by cassa0602 September 8, 2014
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the ancient dance 

A stage in a high schoolers life where you go out and make out with a girl. Basically the synonym for a makeout session. Used by pimps only.
James-Hey susan wanna try the ancient dance tonight?
Susan- Sure Jim! and i will s ur dub as well!
the ancient dance by the bwc May 16, 2006

The Ancient Gods 

The two who had created the entire universe. It is said they hid away, stored on a far away replica planet of Earth. Given the names Chelly and Arson, they're believed to be awaiting the fall of humanity. The final bosses. Codependent, if one is fallen the other will mourn the others disappearance until reunited.
"The Ancient Gods? Aren't those just myths?"

"Myths? Would they be myths when suddenly all the Maze Runner copies have been stolen? They're coming, and they want their Earth Gummies."

The Ancient One

An old creature roaming the surf servers looking for its prey.
The Ancient One is coming! Watch out!
Oh no, quick, change to server 4!

The Ancient Chicken 

1. An a temporal baby Cochin Bantam chicken that exists as the collective conscience of all the souls of its inter dimensional counterparts.

Can only be contained by a vessel that can stay in control of its original conscience.

2. A profile on social media

3. Someone you might get airdropped by if you have your airdrop open
1. “Wtf is an ancient chicken”

2. “Bro this kid named @The_Ancient_Chicken just replied to my comment”

3. “Who tf is The Ancient Chicken?!”

The Angie Quinn Academy of Pitch Precision 

Any a cappella ensemble that prioritizes its principal cantor's true range over those silly flats and sharps on the arrangement staves. ("Angie Quinn" was the love interest in Paul Petersen's 1962 hit record "She Can't Find Her Keys")
Here we go again, no accompanist and a cantor-or-else who doesn't sight-read: Make way for The Angie Quinn Academy of Pitch Precision!

The Ancient Interface

When you're high as shit and trying to use a computer and you feel like you're using the first OS ever created, in ancient times.
I just need to connect my airpods. Shit, I've stumbled into the Ancient Interface.