textsex

1. Sexually-themed communications through text messaging.

2. Communicating sexually to another person through a cell phone or Blackberry via SMS or MMS text-messaging protocols.

Guy A: So, did you ever meet that chick from OkCupid?
Guy B: No, she was in middle school so we just had textsex.
Guy A: Smooth moves, brotha. The cops won't be knocking at your door.
(Guys high-five.)

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Examples of textsex-ing:

Chick: howz work? wanna play l8r?
Dude: gawd, my ballz ache for ur mouth
Chick: only if u slip me teh shocker baby!

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Dude: ive got a major boner. r u wet?
Chick: im on my period
Dude: my boner went away

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Chick 1: i gotta new drilldo 2day for us
Chick 2: im creaming my hairy puss now

by Mr. Filbert November 10, 2007

textsex

Textsex (verb)

1) The exchange of text messages (SMS) of an explicit nature in order to achieve some minor sexual gratification.

2) The simulation of sex via textual communications in a role play style (similar to cybersex)

Example: I had textsex with him last night.

Example2: Let's have textsex...

by TRONLE October 30, 2007

textsexual

Someone who is in love with their phone and spends every waking moment staring at it. These tend to die tragically when they wander into traffic.

I'd totally hit that shit, but she's a textsexual and I'm not Android compatible.

by dustsceawung September 20, 2014