Getting Teslad 

When you get run over by an electric car on autopilot. Occasionally starting a fire after

Dan: I heard on the news today that someone got teslad in the California area. This really needs to stop happening

Bob: God damnit. More people are getting teslad every day. You’d think that they’d actually fix their AI, but no.

Getting Teslad by Sepho April 24, 2021

Teslad 

Instead of driving, their Tesla drove them to the destination .

Did you drive here? No I Teslad Teslaed here today so I wouldn’t have to drive .

Teslad by fastFijian March 20, 2019

Tesladar 

The ability to easily spot a Tesla or the uncanny ability to sense that another Tesla is near by.

As I looked at the sea of cars in the parking lot, and my eyes went right to the Tesla, my Tesladar is on point!

Tesladar by Wreckonize Teslove March 27, 2021

Tesladar 

Tesladar- a radar like ability to quickly and easily spot a Tesla anywhere and a keen sense that a Tesla is nearby

My Tesladar senses were tingling, and sure enough, I turned around and there was a Tesla

In a sea of cars, my finely tuned Tesladar helps me spot a Tesla immediately.

Tesladar by Wreckonize Teslove December 5, 2021

Dirty Tessa 

Whilst fornicating with a partner who is impared in the limbs department ( a quadrapolegic usually), you put on a clown costum and tie her to the ceiling fan and turn it on. Once she gets up some good rotation on her you bloody your cock up in one of her stumps( your choice) and wrap it in bubble wrap before agressively stabbing ( mike myers style) it into her vagina.

"Yeah,She was depressed from loosing all her limbs to a crocadile, but she cheered right up once I informed her that we could now do the Dirty Tessa"

Dirty Tessa by dirty tessa November 16, 2009

Dirty Teela 

the act of having sex in a fire then smearing your ashes on the male’s tip

I had a dirty teela with my aunt.

Dirty Teela by dirty teela April 28, 2020

Dirty Tessa 

When u gotta shove a cheesestick up ur butthole because lola and Chris stole your buttplug

Hey mom can we get some cheese at the store? I might have to do a dirty tessa…

Dirty Tessa by Poot69 March 13, 2023