Tesco picnic

A late night trip to a supermarket, normally performed under the influence of alcohol. The supermarket of choice is usually Tesco due to its 24-hour opening times. A selection of goods is purchased and are consumed in the car park.

It's 1 am and we're bored... let's rock down to Chesterfield for a Tesco Picnic.

by Andrew Waite September 24, 2005

Tesco Run

You’re at home. You’re lacking supplies. Maybe you fancy chocolate, a drink, sweets, even a classic meal deal. Sometimes you need something for an occasion, for example, a birthday, or mother’s day. You need to go on a Tesco Run! Text your nearest friend, and get your way!

Hey, I need to buy my Mam a card.
Let’s go on a Tesco Run!

by Beefcake101 March 1, 2018

Tesco Fleece

The famous fleece of the tesco employee. It is either blue or red or a tartan mix of blue and red, always wore by the most depressed of tesco employees, especially the blonde ones and the ones which wear a slap load of make up! They wear it because it claims to keep them warm but secretly it is because they think it is a fashion statement within the workplace and it seems that the ones which work in the 24/7 tesco's tend to be very fond of them. If you see a worker in tesco without a fleece, it either means they are unwanted christmas temps or are one of the under 18 employees which have been forced to wear embarassing bright tshirts at the entrance telling people wear the fruit and veg are.

Jack: Hey Louise, do you like my new tesco fleece?
Louise: Oh Jack, it looks so warm and trendy, can I borrow it?
Jack: No Louise, its mine, now get back to the entrance, those customers wont find the cucumbers by themselves!

by JulieWalters66 January 5, 2011

Tesco Value

A word which originated from Tesco, their own items which are cheaper.

Now used by Roadmen to call peoples things cheap and low-quality.

Person 1 : Did you see Seulgis new car?
Person 2 : It's Tesco Value man

by TheNewKidInTheEnds June 7, 2018

Tesco torpedo

The item you purchase when you can't afford Lockheed's torpedo prices

"Was that Warhead?" "No, that was a Tesco torpedo"

by BlameXeno June 6, 2023

Nasty Tesco's

When you do a massive shit into a plaggy bag then proceed to put it on your lasses head during sex.

"There we were just having proper normal as sex and he did a Nasty Tesco's on me. I was proper fuming, I couldn't breathe and there was shit in me throat"

by Pip Proper Hums August 4, 2018

Dirty Tesco

The act of sticking a cucumber up your japs eye, in the fresh produce area in specifically a tesco extra

wow Jimmy just did a dirty tesco

by I love tesco uwu November 27, 2021