Terraria

The safe alternative to Minecraft. by switching to Terraria, This will reduce your rage levels by 90%. with an ultimately more interactive and longer more satisfying gameplay, this will be more safe than Minecraft. using advanced technology, our workers here at Re-logic have developed a 2 dimensional game with battle, crafting, and better animation and graphics. Ask your steam doctor now about Terraria single packs. if you experience gameplay lasting for more than 4 hours, addiction, the want to starve yourself, or the want to play Minecraft again, call your steam doctor immediatley. Call your steam doctor or parents today to try out Terraria.

Boy 1: DUUUUUUDEE get on! I wanna play Terraria!
Boy 2: nah fam my mommy says im too addicted but less than i was with Minecraft.
Boy 1: There's a new update...
boy 2 :COUNT ME IN!

by Fesho October 4, 2016

Terraria

Short definiton:

A 2D side-scroller game that came before Minecraft and yet is often seen as a rip-off of it. It has a bunch of different enemies to hack to bits, so there's that.

Some man: Dude there's a new Terraria update with like a bagillion new enemies!
Dude: *To Some Man, Some Dude, and Some Guy* and Let's get this bread, squad.

by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019

Terraria Guide

Very hot guy please let me fuck him

"Hey, yesterday I learned how to craft something from the Terraria Guide."
"I want him to fuck me."
"What the fuck is wrong with you."

by Winter Sumire December 4, 2021

The Terraria Guide

Very hot NPC that you get at the Start of playing Terraria.
He teaches you how to craft things and such.
Also I really wanna fuck him

Person: The Terraria Guide is really useful
Me: I want to fuck him.
Person: What is wrong with you

by Winter Sumire December 4, 2021

Terraria

A 2-D game created by companies Re-logic and 505-Games, it involves aspects much like the indie game 'Minecraft' and some beleive it to be a cheap copy of Minecraft.

I like the game, 'Terraria'

by I like cake. June 29, 2015

terraria

The best game invented my humans (I don't know about Martians or that stuff.)

Bob: Hey what you playing?
Me: Terraria.
Bob: What???
Me: It's like Minecraft but 2-D and like so much more gear.

by Stop. Get Some Help! November 28, 2019

Terraria

Playing it is like putting your nutsack on a railroad.

Guy 1"Hey, what are you playing?"
Guy 2 "Terraria."
Guy 1 "Oh, you are putting your nutsack on a railroad?"
Guy2 "Yup."

by YaboyUrbanBoy October 12, 2021