Teflon Schlong

A penis belonging to a dude that no matter how many chicks he bangs he never gets a STD!

That dude has banged so many chicks and not even a drip! He must have a Teflon schlong!!

by rwalk June 23, 2016

Teflon boy

A bloke that you meet on a flight and decide to hang with at your destination.

Meet a massive teflon boy on the flight to Bali. Dude was such a lad we hung out all night. Even shared a steak with the missus.

by SudzNFriends February 9, 2017

natron the teflon don

The boss of all bosses. A person destined to make it. The guy that has his way with the woman you love.

You must think your "Natron the Teflon Don"

by Glass Don September 8, 2016

Teflon Turd

When one takes a shit quickly and leaves no trails when you whipe your ass.

"that was quick"
"yeah mate, teflon turd, one whipe, no dramas... too easy!"

by Spacco November 16, 2007

the teflon don

Nickname given to John Gotti because he was charged with different crimes multiple times but he was never convicted (before he was finaly convicted). The charges would never stick, hence the name.

The teflon don was responsible for the begining of the end of the gambino crime family because of his big mouth.

by alec81484 May 13, 2005

teflon

1. Popularized by rappers (namely 50 cent), this term refers to armor piercing rounds that have hardened steel slugs with a teflon coat. The teflon coat is strictly to protect the integrity of the barrel, and since it usually peels off during it's trajectory through the air, the teflon does not aid at all in bullet penetration.

2. This term also refers to DuPont tactical teflon vests. Contrary to popular belief TEFLON IS NOT BULLETPROOF. Teflon is the nylon-type fabric used for the outside of the vest, while kevlar is the bulletproof material inside. So when 50 cent says he's got "teflon on (his) chest" it may be a bulletproof vest, but the teflon is NOT the bulletproof material.

1. I had my strap loaded up with some teflon so I could drop that fool wearin his vest. Bullets went straight through that kevlar.

2. Just in case it gets crazy out there I'm gunna wear my teflon vest. It's got the kevlar for protection, plus tons of pockets for whatever I might need.

by EZtreez September 24, 2009

Teflon Moment

The gap in communication that occurs when the person who is listening spontaneously looses the ability to track the conversation in a meaningful way and the information simply doesn't stick. This often occurs due to outside distraction, being too drunk or high, lack of interest in the topic or talking to boring people.

Extended Teflon moments can take on the magnitude of a missing time experience.

"So should I dump him or try to work it out?"

**no response

"I just spent the last 15 minutes telling you how he ruined my weekend! Hello??"

** "I thought I saw Derek Jeter walk by and I had a Teflon moment. Sorry."

by clayabe2k December 30, 2009