Tea Bagging

1. Beverage: The act of dipping a tea bag in and out of hot water in a cup.

2. Sexual Act: The act of dipping balls in and out of another's mouth.

3. Surfing Term: The act of some clueless wanna-be-surfer, sitting out on the swells, but where the conditions are too shit to break actual waves, hence the wanna-be-surfer just bobs up and down on his board on the swells, pretending to wait for a wave to come and surf... but never actually does.

1. "Claire darling, I think the Earl Grey is strong enough... stop tea bagging or we'll miss the Queen's speech!"

2. "Hey I know I've just met you, but I just love Tea Bagging... can we give it a go? I've scrubbed my balls...promise!"

3. 1st surfy chick: "Wow he's a hot surfer!"
2nd surfy chick: "Oh come on! He's not a surfer! Everyone knows he's just out there tea bagging"
1st surfy chick: "Oh Really? Fuck that... let's find a real dude!"

by sassyzen May 12, 2009

tea bag

While playing Halo multiplayer, after you kill an opponent, you stand over their body and repeatedly crouch over them. Thus looking like you are tea bagging them. Good for a laugh, especially if the player gets all pissed off.

Dude, I'm sooooo 1337! I love tea bagging noobs!

by fritz the cat September 11, 2005

tea bag

The bag you use to make your tea... not something perverted at all

I made tea with a tea bag this morning... and it was not sexual.. in any way at all

by John Lang April 30, 2006

tea bagging

When a guy lowers his junk, or balls, onto someones face, or into their mouth, while they are lying on the ground. Resembles dunking a tea bag into a hot cup of water.

Pohlman's dad was wrestling with Devon, and when he had her pinned, he accidentally tea bagged her!!!!!

by Rhi5 May 23, 2005

Tea Bag

When you put a girl under you and you dip your balls in her mouth

Tea Bag those balls in my mouth baby

by FT\/\/ July 19, 2006

tea bag

the act of putting your balls onto someone's face while they are passed out or asleep.

"man dod you see him get tea bagged when he passed out at the party?"

by Leach242013 February 17, 2003

tea bag

latin: coleus gustatus
In this simple fetish, the man repeatedly dips his testicles into the open mouth of his lover or passed-out friend, in a motion similar to dipping a tea bag into a cup of hot water.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

Republicans want to sully the good name of the Tea Bag by associating it with tax revolt parties. But this aggression will not stand. We must demand that the president sign into law that the only definition of Tea Bag is to dunk your nads in somebody's mouth.

by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010