A disaster of twat that reaches beyond the magnitude of a cuntaclysm. This word should be used in only the most extreme of cunt-riddled situations. A twatsaster often involves damage of personal property and can be accompanied by the need for rehabilitation.
I had to brave the mall so I could buy my girlfriend a purse and 6 bitches slammed into my new car, all while they were drinking their Starbucks, talking on their pink iPhones and fuckibg with their makeup. It was a fucking twatsaster!!
by Masta Z September 6, 2013
Get the Twatsaster mug.Twatster (twatstress): pretentious, but not necessarily ambitious dude who over-zealous on social mobility and flaunts his recently acquired degree in Liberal Arts from random University College. Will never be respected by academics and usually seen as class traitor.
John's degree has made him speak like he knows it all and feels it all. He's an educated geezer now, you know, knows all that fancy middle class lingo. Yeah, a right twatster.
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Get the tatsumakisenpukyaku mug.I have to keep an extra set of clothes in my car to fool my wife as the febreeze isn't covering up the tartstank
by Piggypotpie October 7, 2009
Get the tartstank mug.A phrase used to define something that is outstandingly magnificent or "cool", obviously surpassing the extremity of the situation in which the words "tight" or "tite" are used.
Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)
When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)
When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
"Holy balls! The new album by Breathe Carolina is tighter than twats!"
Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!
Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!
Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
by aerickson293 September 2, 2011
Get the Tighter than twats mug.Girl #1: Yo, you lookin fine in that booby-shirt.
Girl #2: Mhhmm. (*Wink, *Smooch)
Girl #3: Ya'll wanna do it on mah water bed?
Girls #1, #2, and #3: AWWWW YEAHHHH.
Enter ménage à twats.
Girl #2: Mhhmm. (*Wink, *Smooch)
Girl #3: Ya'll wanna do it on mah water bed?
Girls #1, #2, and #3: AWWWW YEAHHHH.
Enter ménage à twats.
by beeeeeebs October 27, 2010
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