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Tarquinius

When a person conducts themselves in the most exemplary way possible. The person will be very toff-like.
A person rowing across a lake with arms flailing and un-coordinated, would be the opposite of someone executing the action in a tarquinius fashion. A tarquinius rower would not only display exemplary rowing skills, but will also be wearing only the finest attire and will be outstandingly groomed.
by CD463 April 25, 2013
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Tarquill

A skillful social chameleon who unfortunately lacks any form of communication skills. Tarquills can be found in many bars throughout the world. Distinguished from other humans by their behaviour they can normally be found sidling up to a medium or large group of friends and without communicating directly with the members, they appear to the rest of the bar to be one of the group. In this way they can effectively disguise themselves and perform their normal behaviour of nursing one beer throughout the entire evening.

On rare occasions they can be found performing the tarquill mating dance. This is only speculation as it has never been observed to actually work. The dance involves the tarquill repeatedly moving moving one bodily appendage at a time in some sort or rhythm together with the ambient local noise and finished by a "special move". For example a repeating tapping foot followed by a repeating nodding head followed by a one fingered hand point.

Tarquills are difficult for the untrained eye to detect and are most commonly observed looking gormless in the background of photos taken the night before.
Check out that tarquill over there.
Watch out mate, you're being tarquilled!
by Mark Eley June 28, 2008
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tarquini

Known to roam Eastern Europe and the Americas. A natural born killer who can't be stopped once he has caught the scent of his prey. Easily identified by soulless eyes and a devastatingly obvious lack of emotion. Be vary cautious if contact is unavoidable.
That boy is a tarquini...it's best you stay away.
by BewareTheStare September 28, 2010
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torquing your teets

Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.
Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.
by Androecium February 13, 2014
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Torquin' it

The act of masturbating at in a rigorous manner and at a feverish pace
When we realized JW was alone in his room, with an extensive porn collection, we quickly determined he must be torquin' it.
by Bryant Daniels April 4, 2006
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torquing wicked cable

to take a poo, shit, dung, deficate, leave a stool specimin, drop the cosby kids off at the pool and so on....
"Your body wants that airplane food out, so your in the restroom TORQUING WICKED CABLE"
by Adam Smetak June 10, 2008
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Torquing Pole

To twist a cock.
Justin gets paid for torquing pole.
by scrivenrules October 11, 2010
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