tapinaldo

a nickname for cristiano ronaldo ! cause he scores to many goals from tapins and celebrates them shameless like they were some special goals !

Tapinaldo again scores a few tapins ! his fangays would be happy

by Yamesh yo yo May 19, 2018

Emotional tampon

A friendzoned male friend who thinks he can win over a girl by always being there to absorb her emotional outbursts.

'Yo Steve how was the dinner with Maria last night?'

'It was good! She wanted to rant about Bill. It seems he's into some other girls these days!'
'Dude! Grow a pair and stop being her emotional tampon!!'

by Barlan March 29, 2019

Sneaky Talon

When one while fingering a girl decides to surprise attack the butthole with a thumb. Usually starts with a loud hawk screech to notify the girl what is about to happen.

Girl- "moaning"
Guy- "WREAEAH" *inserts thumb
Girl- *Smack
Guy- "laughs it off"

Cindy- You look pissed
Amanda- well thats because tom gave me a sneaky talon last night.
Cindy- Ouch

by Jim sprazium August 20, 2012

unplug the tampon

A phrase used to describe a situation where people become extremely emotional, expressing traits similar the female period.

Damn bro not tryna unplug the tampon. chill.

by Theonetruebobo July 17, 2018

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Another way of saying to a female, you've got a stick up your ass.

Damn girl, who lit the fuse on your tampon?!

by Black§Pearl January 12, 2004

tadonkadonk

A sudden uncovering of ones behind.

When her towel dropped, tadonkadonk!!

by Steve Brown July 28, 2008

tampon destructor

Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).

Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a true tampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!

by Telephony November 7, 2014